The Hero's never ending journey

Ch. 12 - We meet the kind ladies that were really cool( literally cool)

I feel like time does not apply to our kind that probably reincarnates every now and then. But in other words months passed and the sand turned to grass and the grass started getting frozen and well the title is obvious enough.

We found some horses for the pregnant and old people in the greener parts of the land. It was weird seeing both camel and horses here to this frozen land where life got more scant than the desert. The unique biodiversity of the trees and species grew adapted to the colder temperature. Most of the animals were colored white or blue to hide in this iceland. The villagers didn't want to be here and they were complaining "we're here to protect you okay and this is the only path that can ensure you'll live". Sure enough that shut them up besides they have no choice but to follow us. Soon enough we heard whispers in the frigid wind "go back" in those really try to be creepy tones. Some more "this place is not for you" and more of the cliche stuff. Soon enough a woman with dark blue hair and sunset blue eyes and then blue skin like the water. To top it off she has blue clothes and blue jewelry heck let's just make her all damn blue to make it an easier description. Her voice was somewhat regal "please turn back we cannot ensure your safety beyond this land". Most people would probably run away after hearing that line from a blue woman. But I wasn't like most people I guess. I wanna say I was cool like I got off my horse and told her we needed her help but that was just a dream. In reality I was eating some noodles and it was spilling out of my mouth. I stood up and tried to swallow as much but i still spoke through my food "wesh cansh handshle oushelves busht shank chu". Well first impressions are the longest lasting impressions right. "Our land is a peaceful one and we do not allow weapons strip yourselves of such violent weaponry" I sighed as I unbuckled my swords and left it on the ground "we only ever used it to defend the people we care about but yah" I was taking off my daggers next as I looked at my teammates still in full gear. "well if you guys aren't coming i'm going so take care of my stuff okay" everyone was bewildered even the ice lady who had a cool composure before (get it cool composure). So I hiked alone leaving behind my gear and all the people even the ice lady. Soon enough she catched up to me and was looking at me in amused confusion. Finally I used an ice breaker (oh my gosh ice breaker get it). Sorry let me laugh for a bit i can't get past that joke I used. Okay back to the story "so i guess you don't like blue eh" she looked around and after a while she realized I was talking to her "oh um yeah". I just love how I make women really nervous like that "So what's the weather around here like" (I just can't stop with these damned jokes). She snickered "well on mondays it's cold and on friday's it's cold" I laughed "i guess this place is pretty damn cool". Making ice jokes to an ice lady on ice covered in ice is really funny for some reason. From time to time we saw some wolves and I showed off my cool chuck norris kicks every now and then. See my weapons don't restrict me I'm a lethal weapon mehehe (I didn't say that to her since it mighta scared her off). After a while we reached her village that was full of (guess what) more ice ladies. Just more ice girls and ice daughters and ice feminine just to make it short. They all stared at me and you just know how I am so I couldn't stop this one from coming out "hey guys can i chill out with you".

Really leone i mean guys.... they're women why do i even make these jokes lol

-Leone