Maddie:*hears author-chan's phone go off saying it has a notification and grabs her phone as she then begins reading it* "Guys!! We have some questions! Oh, and dares!!"
UF Sans:"heh..FINALLY!"
Maddie:"I-I have a question..a-and a dare.."
UF Sans:"so? go on ahead and get em' over with!"
Maddie:*reads the question*
Question #1:"Are you on the surface?"
Maddie:"Well...I was but then I sort of got into some trouble and fell down the hole of the famous Mt. Ebott where I met the good ol' Classic and his brother along with Tori and stuff but then Ink found me and decided to show me around some of the AUs!"
Ink Sans:"heheh.." *blushes lightly and scratches the back of his skull* "yeah..i did actually!"
UF Sans:"yeah, yeah we get it alright?!"
Maddie:"Fine..."
UF Sans:"now gimme that!" *snatches the phone out of Maddie's hands and reads his dare* "let's see.."
Dare #1: "Edge I dare you to punch the one person you dislike the most."
UF Sans:"..." *creepy grin* "ok!~" *punches Horry* "beat it freak! only i can be scary not you!"
H.Sans:*smiles menacingly at Edge* "oh really?~ ♡ how about we take this outside?~"
UF Sans:"sure~"
*Horry and Edge are now outside of the questions and dares book fighting to the death*
Maddie:*walks outside and sees Horry and Edge having a gaster blaster war* ((xD)) "Guys please stop!"
UF Sans and Horry:*ignores her*
SF Sans:"Why didn't I get any questions or dares..?" ;-;
Maddie:"I don't know and I'm sorry about that.." *hugs him*
SF Sans:*smiles slightly* "Thanks.."
Maddie:"No problem! Now where did that phone go..?"
SF Sans:"Edge had it!"
Maddie:*looks over to where Underfell Sans was standing and sees the phone laying on the ground* "There it is!" *grabs it and reads her dare*
Dare #2: "I dare you to kiss one of the sans you like most"
Maddie:*face turns red and covers it*
SF Sans:*looks at Maddie* "Uh..Maddie?"
Maddie:*uncovers her face and walks over to Edge*
UF Sans:*snaps his fingers as two goat skulls appear next to him almost immediately making his smile widen a little* "i'm going to have a GREAT time."
H.Sans:"oh really?~ what surprise, so will i~"
UF Sans and H.Sans:*readies an attack*
Maddie:*walks up to UF Sans/Edge*
UF Sans:*notices Maddie and turns his head slightly to the side to look at her* "what do ya want?! can cha' see i'm in a fight here?!"
Maddie:"..." *grabs him by his hood and kisses him sweetly on his teeth*
UF Sans:*eyes grow wide as his his cheeks turn as red as cherry and slowly gives in as he closes his eyes slightly and was about to pull her into the kiss deeper until she pulled away*
Maddie:"S-Sorry! I-It was a dare!!" *covers face embarrassedly and runs away*
UF Sans:"h-huh? n-no wait!!" *sighs noticing that she had already run off too far away of a distance for his voice to reach her and looks down at the ground with his hands on his pockets speechlessly*
H.Sans:"wow..you really messed up big time~"
UF Sans:*growls and quickly turns around to face Horror* "shut up!!"
H.Sans:*smirks*
SF Sans:*walks over to Horror* "Here, you have a question." *hands him the phone*
H.Sans:"huh?~" *reads the question*
Question #2:" "Horry why head dogs?"
H.Sans:*smiles creepily* "because why not?~ ♡ would you like to try one? they come at quite a cheap price; your head~ ♡"
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