my nephew is asleep upstairs and I'm just downstairs watching Chopped because my parents are in the jacuzzi getting drunk with their friends and I reFUSE TO SLEEP IN A BED ALONE (mostly because I read too much Creepypastas today and that I've never expierenced sleeping alone before)
this is literally how bored and tired I am that I'm just trying to smoke a pretzel
wHERE IS THE KID SANCTUARY FOR GOSH SAKES
YOU ARE READING
SHUT UP AND RAGE!
RandomSHUT UP AND RAGE WITH ME! -WARNING-IF YOU DONT LIKE VIOLENCE, DONT READ. THEIR. WILL. BE. FLYING. SHOVELS.-