Laursleen the Slut & Her Slutty Adventures

The Tractor Prophecy

Ok so the other day I had a really weird dream where I met Ryan at the mall and we went to the tractor shop and went tractor shopping. There was no tractor rape in the dream, but I went on 4chan and anonymously shared my dream to the
/dreaminterpreting forum, and someone interpreted my dream saying that the dream means that I well get fucked hard in the ass.

Of course this scared me because that meant I was next to the tractor, and I didn't want five Ryan's second victim. Of course, Pablo KIND OF survived, as he only lost his ANAL virginity, but he still is traumatized and has nightmares of Ryan chasing him on a tractor.

I decided to go see a fortune teller and she said that telling my horoscope, the Stars said that I was gonna get raped and I should beware.

This scared me even more, there must've been a prophecy, I was next to the tractor, it was meant to be.

I went home and checked Instagram, and Ryan posted a tractor pic. Then he deleted it and posted it to his photography account but then he got too many followers and not enough likes again because he won't stop buying followers, so he sold his account then he posted it again on his main with a new caption.

I was scared, he already prepared the tractor, which wasn't a good sign.

I went to sleep hoping I wouldn't get raped got maybe a few days, and I know I'm not a virgin since my PE coach ass raped me, but that wasn't rape, I loved it!

But then when I was asleep I felt a hard whack on my head and passed out...