5SOS and the LA Adventures

Taylor pussypopper Swift

Ashton

*in da club*

I saw her.

Her long hair blowing in the wind.

I never thought that it would end.

But did when someone slapped my face.

"Why are you staring at my friend you weirdo?" So other blonde girl asked.

"I was simply observing her beauty," I played it off smoothly even though I was actually staring at her ass.

"Well go find someone else to stare at. Her pussy is too good for you," the random blonde girl said.

She pulled the girl with no name away and then they were gone. I huffed air and turned around and saw Michael and Luke jumping over the bar and grabbing a bottle of liquor.

Rolling my eyes, I walked over to an empty table and looked up how to get a girl.

Instantly unhelpful results came up until I stumbled upon a song.

How you get the girl by Taylor pussypopper swift came up.

I read over the lyrics and nodding my head approvingly.

"This will work!"

I searched the club for the blonde hoe and grabbed her arm when I spotted her.

Remembering the first step I stood there like a ghost shaking from the rain.

She didn't follow along and gave me a questioning look as to why u was holding her arm.

"It's been a long six months and I was too afraid to tell you what I want," I said.

"What are you talking about over grown roach I never met you before?" The girl said.

So far it wasn't working. I don't know why since the next lyric says I should have the girl.

So I continued to the next stanza.

"I want you for worst or for better. I would wait forever and ever. Broke you heart, I'll put it back together. I would wait forever and ever," I said with a hopeful look.

She stared at me for a moment and opened her mouth, "are those Taylor pussypopper Swift lyrics?"

I nodded my head and the blonde snatched her hand away and said, "they should be more strict with who the let out of the mental hospital these days."

Well I guess I shouldn't take relationship advice from Taylor pussypopper Swift anymore.