The Stylinsons

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i found this in my drafts from a year ago. enjoy.

Beep. Beep. Beep. Be-

"I fucking get it, alarm clock! You wanna wake my ass up and then make me do a ballerina dance in front my dads, then flash my wiggle-diddle to the universe. Mmhhmm, I get it bitch." Edward smacked his alarm clock, plopping right back on his bed face first.

"Wake me up when jesus comes back." He groaned.

As he began to fall asleep again, an obnoxious scream filled the room.

The screaming was never ending.

"Ed! Why did you piss in my water?!" William screamed, sobs starting to come out.

Edward sat up, then falling off his bed. He crawled out of his room, meeting eye contact with his dad, Louis.

Louis' arms were crossed around his chest and his facial expression made it clear that he wasn't pleased.

"Why did you piss in your brother's water?"

Ed groaned, "New son, who dis?"

Louis rolled his eyes and walked away, shaking his head. "Jesus christ."

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"Theres a spoder in my rum!" Lindsey screeched.

"You mean you have a spider in your room?" Niall raised a brow.

"Just get it out for duck sake!"

"Duck?"

"Fug off." Lindsey rolled her eyes.

The fuck is fug?! Niall spoke in his head.

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"Gonna eat kale, sip 46 gallons of tea, and maybe try to do dangerous shit that might kill myself! Who wants to come with me?" Harry pointed at his four children in front of him.

"No one?! Okay then!" He snapped his fingers.

Louis rolled his eyes, "You're an idiot, you know that right?"

Liliana spoke up, "Daddy, maybe you shouldn't insult Harry like that."

"Ew what the fuck don't call Louis 'daddy'." Ed had a disgusted facial expression on his face.

"Why? It's only to show respe-"

Ed burst out laughing, "It's because only Harry can call Louis that!"

Harry's face turned into a deep red color, "I-I ... Y-You see I j-just u-uh-"

"Hey don't make fun of your father, Edward." Louis glared at Ed. "And I like it y'know haha."

"Yeah during s-"

"Just get ready for school!"

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Lindsey smiled,"Dint forget to be goid kids at school!"

"Huh?" William looked at Lindsey weirdly.

"Don't worry, I don't even know what she's saying either." Liam laughed.

"You're a divk you know hat?" She glared at Liam.

"What?" Everyone says in unison.

"I'm fucking done here." Lindsey exits the room and walks to her bedroom.

"Everyone is."

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ed

I kept staring at Zahra, who was talking with her friends near her locker. I couldn't help but admire her features.

Her long, black hair that was tied up into a high ponytail, her brown eyes that would stare into my soul, and her smile. Fuck, heart eyes.

It's obvious I like her, but she's basically apart of my family. Her dads, Zayn and Liam, are basically my uncles. It's like I'm falling in love with my own cousin. But guess what? I don't really give two shits.

Zahra waved a goodbye to her friends and saw me eyeing her. I almost fell, trying to act completely normal and attempting to not make it obvious I was staring at her.

But I was, of course, really obvious... Just like my Larents- I mean Parents.

She approached me quickly with a smile on her face.

"Hi, Ed. You were staring, so I'm guessing you want something from me?" She chuckled lightly.

"You're so beautiful..." I breathed.

Zahra raised a brow, "What?"

"I-I said u-uh... Yams are... yammaful?"

"Okay then, Edward. I'll see you after school I guess." She waved, then walked past me.

Damn it Tomlinson.

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:) x