[Everyone is online]
Tony: Where did everybody go?
Natasha: your right in front of Clint, Tony.
Clint: I can literally see you texting.
Tony: Where's Bruce?
Natasha: please don't tell me he hulked out again.
Clint: why do we have so many power outages.
Thor: I HAVE SMASHED THE MIDGUARDIAN CREATURE CRAWLING ON THE BOX!
Tony: he smashed the generator.
Clint: NOO!! Now I can't watch Mockingjay part two!! ;(
Natasha: hey everybody! Guess what.
Tony: What!?! You like me better than Clint?!?
Natasha: no.
Tony: aww. ;(
Natasha: Thor smashed a black widow.
Clint: ARE YOU HURT, NAT!! ARE YOU DYING!!
Steve: what is up with the yelling. I'm trying to sleep.
Natasha: there's a power outage because of Thor again.
Thor: SORRY.
Steve: really. *opens curtains* AHHHH! It's so bright outside!
Tony: you've been sleeping like sleeping beauty, Steve.
Steve: i wasn't asleep that long.
Clint: like you were for 70 years.
Steve: Hey! That was only one time.
Natasha: soo, how do we fix this.
Tony: easy. Just place this thingy with this other thingy and boom. *lights are on* Aren't I the expert.
[Bruce is the Hulk right now]
Hulk: HULK SMASH!! *smashes generator and the lights go out again*
Tony: why'd you do that, Bruce.
Hulk: HULK SMASH SPIDER!!
Tony: there isn't any spiders there.
Natasha: yes there is.
Clint: I suggest you start running, Tony.
Steve: and don't run to me with that huge spider on your back.
Tony: *shocked* spi-spi-spider?!? GET IT OFF!!! GET THE DAMN SPIDER OFF ME PLEASE!!
Hulk: HULK SMASH SPIDER!! *smashes Tony*
Tony: th-thanks. I'm just going to head to the infirmary right now.
[Tony has left the chat]
Hulk: HULK SMASH OTHER SPIDERS!!
Clint: I think that's us.
Thor: WE MUST CONTROL THIS FOWL BEAST WHO THINKS THEY CAN BEAT ME!!
Hulk: HULK SMASH SPIDERS!!
Steve: or we could just run.
Natasha: yeah, let's go with Steve's plan.
Clint: RUN!!
[Everyone else has left the chat]
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FanfictionWell Alien Poptarts were created. Discovered something bad about Loki. Destroyed New York City again. Even a hammer has been lost again. What have you done?
