Lizzy Bloggs is a horny, sltty and NARWHAL stripper from PEN ISLAND. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Anthony , a trumpy, hippo man with a passion for porn.
Lizzy takes an instant disliking to Anthony and the HORNY and HIPPO ways he learnt during his years in NARNIA.
However, when a mrs joneja tries to make poisionous muffins Lizzy, Anthony springs to the rescue. Lizzy begins to notices that Anthony is actually rather HIPPOCRIT at heart.
But, the pressures of Anthony's job as a pornstar leave him blind to Lizzy's affections and Lizzy takes up roape to try an distract himself.
Finally, when DUMASS pornographer, Channon , threatens to come between them, Anthony has to act fast. But will they ever find the trgrd love that they deserve?
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