Why...
Omf-
•Roast Yourself Challenge•
Hi, my name is Grace
I'm very pleased to meet ya
I know I look like the result of incest
Who's diet consists of pizza
Please excuse the accent
I know I sound like a pubescent boy
My laugh sounds like a hyena
Fucking it's self with a toy
My hair looks like a birds nest and please don't forget
It's greasy enough that you could use it to fry an egg
So you like boys, girls and anyone of the sort?
That's just called being a hoe and trying not to get caught!
You're clumsier than your grandma who is in her 90's
You fall down the stairs and flash in your nightie
You can't rap for England and your so out of line
Now let's count your 1000 boyfriends one at a time
All the people you've crushed on and been rejected by each one
Turning around and saying 'It's just a bit of fun'
Gee, you can't even go to McDonalds without bleeding through white shorts
Go die of shame and all the crack that you snort
Stop crying everytime your friends ditch you
And deal with the fact that you're a piece of sh-...Poo
You can't walk down the street without falling on your face
Your name and it's meaning 'DIS-GRACE'
Diss. Diss. Diss.
It's all you ever do...
Writing roasts whilst sat on the loo
You can't even hide the scars on your thighs
Or the fact that every night...
You go and get high.
The best you can do is a boy who's a nerd and your face looks
Like. A. Fucking. Turd.
Should I carry on? Make a list
...Of all the reasons why I should be dissed?
There's a whole fucking essay on how the world works...
AND A WHOLE LIBRARY OF WHY IM A TWURP!
Dictionaries of words to describe me...Ahem...
Fat, ugly, mother fucker, lying, sucking, hoe...
AND ALL THIS GOES TO SHOW...
GRACE YOU'RE A PRICK...
A one man show :")
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