Requested by ElizCloud-! Thanks, friend!
MEET THE READER-CHAN
COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL
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The city of Teufort definitely never attracted too many tourists, however the ones that came were doomed to stay forever. This fate unfortunately happened to a family of six; two parents and four girls. It was a cool Autumn day and most of the family had gone out to shop in town. The only family member left in the house was the oldest daughter, Joanna. Joanna walked around her house, looking for something interesting to do. She hummed songs to herself as she checked every inch of the house, searching and scanning for anything to do. Eventually, the attic was the only room not checked. Joanna wasn't allowed in the attic, but when had she ever followed any rules?
She pulled the attic door down and stairs appeared before her. Hesitantly, Joanna climbed them, hoping any former residents had left anything up there or possibly her parents. The attic was dusty and extremely warm. It didn't look like anyone had been up there lately, but several items were stored in the room. Curious, Joanna began to look through boxes of items, her eyes widening at everything she saw. She pulled out old photographs, books, a pack of cigarettes, and even some guns! Who had lived in the house before her family that had to own so many guns?! Joanna thought as she tossed a revolver aside. Soon, Joanna found a VHS at the bottom of one box. She picked it up and examined it carefully. The label on the front of the tape read: "MEET THE READER".
Joanna, not finding anything else too interesting, took it, ran down the attic, and hid any evidence of her being there. She held the video tape tightly and smiled. Her family luckily still owned a VCR and it was connected to their TV. Joanna walked over to the VCR and put the video tape in. Then, she turned the TV on and watched the video with wonder.
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A quick tune played while a title screen appeared, saying: "MEET THE READER-CHAN". The transition out of the screen came quickly and soon a footage from a camera appeared.
The video camera scanned a room that was definitely not the house. The walls were made of concrete and a single red line ran through it.
"Hey, are we starting now or...?" said a mysterious voice.
"Just wait! I'm trying to get a dramatic beginning! Oh well...you've ruined it. Let's just get this over with." The camera panned over to a woman sitting in a chair, smiling. She had (e/c) eyes, (h/l) (h/c) hair, and had (s/c) skin. She wore a red T-shirt that had an emblem attached on the sleeves. "Alright, now, tell us a little bit about yourself, (Y/N)."
"Hey! I'm (Y/N),aka Reader-chan, aka the only lady in this team of wonderful mercenaries..." The scene cut to footage of (Y/N) running across a battlefield with a gun in her hand. She quickly dodged several speeding bullets and rockets at her as she shot at someone off screen. "...and honestly...I'm the best person on the team. I'm not trying to act like Scout but...I honestly am the best."
The scene once again changed back to (Y/N), who was playfully making her hands resemble guns. "I see an enemy Heavy 'charging' after me? PEW! He's dead! There's a BLU Spy behind me? PEW! He's dead too!" (Y/N) smiled at the camera and laughed.
"And another thing about me? Those guys are always falling for me!"
The scene flashed several photographs of the mercenaries attempting to ask (Y/N) out. "I mean, it's amazing how many times they've asked me out! I don't even remember some of these attempts!" Finally, pictures stopped on one of (Y/N) posing with the rest of her team. "But, I do love them back...some more than others...heh..." (Y/N) smiled once again at the screen.
"Being a mercenary is fun and the guys are great. Killing the other team is a blast and sometimes I just like to take time and relax. Haha...that is, if Soldier will let me."
"Maggot! What the hell do you think you are doing!"
"Oh no...Soldier! I'm doing my interview!"
"Interview?! You should be in the training room training! Taking time off like this will make you soft. And you! Who do you think you are!"
"Soldier that's the interview-"
"HUT-TAH!" A snap could be heard very close to the camera and almost instantly, the camera came falling down. Now, all the camera could see was two pairs of feet.
"Soldier!"
"Come on, maggot! You are going to the training room so you can TRAIN! We don't need you getting hurt out there..."
"Okay! Just hold on a second!" A female's hand picked up the camera and pointed it at herself. It was (Y/N). "Well, I guess that concludes this interview...and the interviewer's life...ANYWAY! I guess I'll see whoever watches this around sometime..."
"(Y/N)! Let's go!" The one called 'Soldier' could be seen grabbing one of (Y/N)'s wrists, struggling to get her out of the room.
"Anyway, see you all later, BYEEEEEEEEE-AH SOLDIER! I'M GOING! I'M GOING!"
Suddenly, (Y/N) dropped the camera and the footage stopped.
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A/N: Heh...I made a thing! I don't know how to feel about this thing I did, but I did it! First request I've posted and it isn't even the first one I need to work on >-<. I tried my best on this, to be honest, but then Soldier decided to come in and drag all of us out to train...I'M TOO LAZY TO DOO THAAAT! Soldier whyyy!
YOU ARE READING
~ Team Fortress 2 Oneshots ~ {FINISHED}
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