Tord: it's Christmas? Under the mistletoe, don't kiss my lips, kiss my dingaling~ -smooching noises-
Tom: what the fuCK?
Edd: I'm scared for my oun safety at this point.
Matt: okay~
Edd: matt nO

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Eddsworld On Crack, So Much Crack (oneshots)
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My dingaling~~
Tord: it's Christmas? Under the mistletoe, don't kiss my lips, kiss my dingaling~ -smooching noises-
Tom: what the fuCK?
Edd: I'm scared for my oun safety at this point.
Matt: okay~
Edd: matt nO