so i had a fever and i wrote this as a paper
Fundamentalist puritan religion, bandwagoning and manipulation, societal problems - a recipe for disaster, and that's what it was. The Salem Witch Trials were a perfect storm of all of these. History had it's eyes on that town since it was a town, sO let's jump into this essay because i honestly have no idea how long i can stay conscious in here like honestly i think i need to go to the nurse because i'm seeing colours??? Like not o wow the wall is white like I See RaNDOM pINk wOWza and i didn't feel this way this morning so yea bUT on with the show. Also, sorry in advance if i make too may hamilton jokes im really tired and will probs turn th9s one in alont with the final draft so you can see how not serious i can be so whoop whoop/
sO as i was saying, fundamentalist puritan religion was kinda a little bit of a big problem because everyone was like 'eW BECKY UR A SINNER GO AWAY LERN YOU SUME MANNERS BEFORE SATSN GETS YOU JSJSJSJS' and as you can see, becky being the s i n n e r that she is, she was shunned and probably a witch, so to becky; stop. Check yo'n self b4 u shrek useld. And so, people lived in fear of veing a sinner like becky was (note, becky may not have been a real person or a s i n n e r or anything like that but who knows maybe there was a heavy duty spoons ejus christ wowzer ok so james looked alexander in the eye during the cabinet meeting, there was no doubt that alexander had seen thos water blue eyes/ they did that alot, theu didnt know why theey always had their ryess on eachother, lafayette teased alexander aboyt it-not doupt
"Alexander hamilton"v james said, walkign pas t the oter wEEBS who were at the meeting e
"Yes my jamirpoweklpoo" he said batting his eyes at the secratary
"Nah fam"
"Hellnp that slang doesnt sexidt intul like twohundred years from i run a meme account
"What are memes laurend
Im gonna slap u in the butt
The hell hamilton are you gay
gay
