How To Annoy Visitors
1. Don't offer a drink but get one yourself
2. Make their bed with obviously dirty sheets
3. Purposely run out of toilet roll and don't restock it
4. Make sure your house is a mess
5. Let your dog jump on and lick your guests
6. Offer tea or coffee then tell them to make it themselves
7. Watch the TV instead of talking to your guests
8. Purposely ignore your guests
9. If they are having a bath or shower, supply them with dirty towels
10. Grab a snack but say your guests can't have them
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How to Annoy
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