Source: @roachpatrol, Tumblr.com
Not a fandom, but still awesome :3
Aries: None, stay at home
Taurus: The moon
Gemini: Also the moon
Cancer: Anything you goddamn want to
Leo: The sun
Virgo: The International Space Station
Libra: Mars. Good luck.
Scorpio: The sun, but you'll probably lose
Sagittarius: A Mylar balloon in the shape of a star
Capricorn: Start kicking rocks. You're bound to find a meteor some day, and when you do, you're gonna tear it a new asshole
Aquarius: The moon but only after Taurus and Gemini have softened it up a bit
Pisces: Just go outside at night and scream
