Pistachio Muffin X Dan Howell (NSFW)

Do You Know the Muffin Man?

Dan glanced down at the smooth, moist muffin sitting on the counter top. Phil was out for a few hours meaning Dan had the whole house to himself, he licked his lips greedily and slowly made his way over to the breakfast bar stool, where he sat adjacent to the pistachio muffin.

The muffin was irresistible and Dan couldn't take it much longer, he lent himself over the bar and slowly and carefully pulled away the muffins wrapper, revealing a soft and crumbly base, he took the muffin from its spot on the table before setting it inside the microwave, hitting thirty seconds on the timer.

When the timer was done, Dan removed the now warm muffin from the inside of the microwave and gently placed it on the kitchen counter, where he carefully cut out a perfect hole in the centre. Dan knew what he had to do. Dan knew he wanted that muffin and the muffin wasn't making it any easier on Dan. Knowing how soft and warm it was only made him grow hungrier for the muffin.

Dan hastily unbuttoned his jeans and pulled out his now fully erect cock, lining himself up with the muffin he positioned on the bench in front of him, he thrusted inside its warm insides and let out a soft moan. He could feel the warmth emitting from the muffin around his cock as he thrusted again and again inside the muffin. It crumbled and threatened to break apart as Dan reached his climax, pounding himself into the warm and gooey insides of his pistachio muffin. With one final moan, Dan threw his head back as he cums hard and heavy into the muffin, leaving it with a gaping, dripping hole.

Dan placed the muffin back in its spot on the counter as he went to the bathroom to clean his crumb covered crotch. Once he was all cleaned up there was only one thing to do before his flat mate arrived home, dispose of the muffin. But before Dan even reached the stairs, to his horror he heard his flatmate, Phil, calling out to him from the kitchen.

"Thanks for the muffin Dan!"