Do any of you guys know Danisnotonfire?
Yes?
Well then, HIGH FIVE MUH FABULOUS FRIEND!!!!
No?
Den get yo ass on YouTube and go watch his videos!!!!!
If you don't know Dan, then it would have been kinda awkward.... because I kinda often mention him. Even this whole "reasons why i'm a fail" thing was inspired by him.
*fangirling over Dan*
Ok back to the fail-chapter....
This one's alot like his video "i care too much".....
Like literally, sometimes i just care way too much!!!
Like sometimes, i just go out of my way to explain absolutely EVERYTHING!!!
Like one time, i was arguing with my mother, because my (annoying, evil, stupid...) brother got me into trouble (again) for something he did!!!!!!
... and then he left.. probably to go have fun with his friends...
Meanwhile, i got yelled at for his screw-up. So i literally just explained everything until i was absolutely, 100000000% sure she believed me.
Then, once my brother got back home i sat in my room smirking (and evil laughing...) while HE got yelled at.
IN YO FACE, BRO. AIN'T NOBODY GONNA MESS WITH ME!!!!!!!
BIACHE!!!!
"i didn't chose da thug-life, da thug-lie chose me."
...
Another reason why i believe i "Care too much" is that i get embarrassed for no "real, valid" reason!
Everyone gets embarrassed, occasionally (or always... -,-), for some reason, maybe something they did, or even someone else with them.
But i just take it to a new level.
i think it would be easier to explain this with an example>
So, i'm reading this Larry fanfic I've Seen More Spine In Jellyfish (it's awesome!), and i was reading this part where Harry and Louis were arguing.Then Louis said something really stupid, like Jesus-faceplam worthy!
I was only reading. I'm not Louis or any other character int he story, or even the author (!), but, for some strange reason, i got somehow embarrassed by that!
I literally stopped reading and just sad there facepalming. Then I tried to calm down by reading a Larry one-shot, which only made me feel like i was "DROWNING IN A POOL OF TEARS AND FEELS". So, i then waited another 5 minutes to calm down (again). Before I started reading again.
Then, repeat process again, until i've past the argument-chapter-part-thingy.
fml.
So, i guess i'll end this here (before i get another cringe-attack)
BUH BAI
<(-,-\) *less enthusiastic/embarrassed facepalm-hug*
DON'T READ THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE!!!!
i like you, you rebel!!!!
YOU ARE READING
"The Random Phase"
Teen Fictionlook, I made this book when I was like 11, and going through the dreaded "random phase". it's v cringey up until like chapter 100 (I hope), however, it's nice to look back on :)))
