Home Alone 2: Harry & Marv taking Kevin to the park

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Harry: *dragging me to the park*

Me: So, I should be scared?

Harry: Yes, very

Me: Such a shame I don't have a chainsaw with me

Marv: *moves away from me*

Harry: *pulls out his gun* Last words?

Me: *smirks* You shouldn't have done that. Now you've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? Such a shame you won't play with me. Harry, go to sleep. Marv, don't go to sleep. You won't wake up. *snickers* So many souls to play with, so little time... Harry, tell me something, can you feel the sunshine? Does it brighten up your day?

Harry: Wtf does that even mean?!

Me: Your time is up *smirks* time to say bye bye. *bites his hand*

Harry: *yelps*

Me: *goes to find a knifu to end his lifu*

Harry: Get her!

Me: Knifey, where are you?! Oh, right there. *picks up knife* I missed you knifey

Marv: Gotcha!

Me: *stabs him in the hand* Fight me weakling

Marv: Why tho ;-;

Me: Don't go to sleep, you won't wake up *walks off*

Marv: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

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