Aries: You crusty bowl of oatmeal
Taurus: You left over candle wax
Gemini: You dusty ass ceiling fan
Cancer: You old used Q-tip
Leo: You flattened packing peanut
Virgo: You wrinkly candy wrapper
Libra: You dirty pizza box
Scorpio: You sticky doorknob
Sagittarius: You bent thumbtack
Capricorn: You rusty can of beans
Aquarius: You useless Tupperware lid
Pisces: You rippled trash bag

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Zodiac Sign Stories
RandomA book of what zodiac signs would do in different scenarios. Full of short stories or descriptions. New chapters coming soon :)