What the Sign's Go-To insults should be

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Aries: You crusty bowl of oatmeal

Taurus: You left over candle wax

Gemini: You dusty ass ceiling fan

Cancer: You old used Q-tip

Leo: You flattened packing peanut

Virgo: You wrinkly candy wrapper

Libra: You dirty pizza box

Scorpio: You sticky doorknob

Sagittarius: You bent thumbtack

Capricorn: You rusty can of beans

Aquarius: You useless Tupperware lid

Pisces: You rippled trash bag

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