Life with a Criminal a Batman fanfiction

Chap. 8

Wow! I'm on a roll 3 chapters in a day! Phew! It's 2:29 am in the morning so R.I.P. Me. Anyway, enjoy the chapter! ~Beo

I woke up not to a bell but to bombs. Bombs!! Yes! There here! I ran to the bars. Guards were streaming from hallways to get to the front gate. Ivy and Harley are here for me! "What's goin on?" Ramona asked. "I think my friends are here!" I chirped. The ground shook and a piece of ceiling came off from above. 

Ramona stood next to me. "Yes!" She said. We both high fived and listened to the guards yelling and screaming guns shooting and bombs going off. Then it went silent. I gripped the bars. I heard footsteps from heels then I heard another pair. "Pal?" A familiar voice asked. "Ivy!" I shouted. I heard them run over to me. 

"Yay! We found you! We found you!" Harley said. She jumped up and down in glee. She stopped when she saw Ramona. "Who's this?" Harley said eyeing my new friend. "I'm Ramona." She said. Ivy looked at me and Ramona. "Friend of yours?" Ivy said pointing to my friend.

"I'll answer when we are out of this place." I said.

"Stand back!" Ivy said. Me and Ramona backed up as Ivy grew her vines and destroyed the bars. "We're out!" Ramona said, as she hugged me. She let go when she remembered I don't like hugs. "Heh sorry." She said awkwardly as she scratched the back of her head. 

I smiled. "And Ramona is my friend. Shes coming along." I said. Harley growled. "Buttttttttttttt she's gonna slow us down! Plus we don't have enough room in our apartment!" She grunted. "My apartment you mean." 

"Whatever! My point is that she'll be slow and annoying." 

"Like you." Ivy added.

"Stop it!" Harley pouted.

"Hey! I'm just like you guys,"Ramona defended herself."I blew up my town. I killed my family!" She said. Ivy and Harley looked at each other. "She's gonna be our new addition." I said. "I'm okay with that." Ivy said. "Good." I said. I looked at Harley who's still pouting. "Please?" I asked. 

"Fine." She sighed. 

50 minutes later.

I was home. With my friends and bats. My bats were fed. Me and Ramona made a pillow fort in my room so she would have somewhere to sleep. Then I crashed on the couch for 5 hours. "Not fair!" I heard a childish voice say. "I told you not to get upset." I looked over the couch and saw Harley and Ramona on the table playing Chess. 

"Funny arnet they." Ivy said from her chair as she read a book with a cup of tea. "Indeed." I said . 

I went into the bathroom to take a shower.

20 minutes later..

When I came out of my room, there was no one in the living room. "Weird..." I said. I went to the kitchen and saw Ivy watering her plants outside. " that's one, where's the other two."

I got a cup of water and sat on the couch. Then I heard a crash in my room. 'Found them' I thought to myself.i went into my room. Nothing was broken, smashed, or bleeding. I sat on my bed. The closet door was open the way I left it and it was empty besides the dresser which no one could hide behind. Then I heard a giggle from the pillow fort. 

"Get out." I said. Then the fort collapsed in a laughter tornado. "You guys think that was funny huh?" I ran and jumped on top of the pillow debris. "Ouch!" Harley's high pitched voice said. "Your too heavy!" 

"I'll get off if you get out of my room." 

"Deal!"

I got off of her and she ran out of my room. There was still a person squirming under me. "Who planned this?" I asked. "It was Harley's idea!" Ramona stammered. "Wellllll, I guess I can believe that." I got off her. "So does your friends call you Pal or Pow?" She asked. "Pal. I don't want you calling me Pow cause that's what I tell my victims." I answered .

"Oh okay." She laughed. "I'm hungry. What's for dinner?" She asked. "I'll tell you once you take a shower." 

"Ok."

10 minutes later. 

"Pal!" I heard. I ran to the bathroom. And Ramona was standing there dripping wet with nothing but a towel on. "What?"

"I have no clothes. "

"Oh yeah."

I went to my drawer and found some pants and a shirt that no longer fit me. "Here."I handed the clothes to her. "Thanks!" She said and disappeared in the bathroom. I went to the kitchen and finished the sandwiches I made for everyone.