It was a warm summers day as you walked through a field, the sun shining off the grass. All was tranquil as you place your blanket down to start your picnic. You sit on the blanket, about to dig in to your ham sandwich and crisps when suddenly a flash or light appears in the sky. The light begins to swirl faster and faster until something begins to emerge. At first it was just the tip. But then it was clear it was dick shaped, adorned with the Star of David at the helm. The light vanished, it must've been a portal to another time or place. This ship began descending rapidly into the field a mere 250 metres away. Smoked flooded the field and the ship landed with a mechanical clunk. You lay on your stomach, hoping to not get seen by what you presumed were aliens... you saw the door open. Silhouetted against the bright interior were two figures. One with their hands on their hips, and the others crossed...
"We are Ninja Sex Party and we are here to ROCK! And FUCK! MOSTLY FUCK!" You hear the voice of a man echoing in the distance... what a nice voice you think to yourself. You watched as they slowly crept down the steps to the ground below. You watch as they communicate. You now see more clearly what these things were. A tall man dressed in spandex, and the other was scorn, a black beast, a stallion. The black stallion swiftly turns its head and you see pillars of light firing from his eyes as they briefly lock onto yours, burning your retinas. You look away as soon as possible, but you couldn't help but feel something. A connection. You get up and see the both of them running towards you, the spandex clad man riding the stallion, the sun glistening on its black skin. As they began getting closer, you notice the beast was in fact a man, a ninja. They reach you. You are lost for words.
"Hi, I'm Danny Y. Sexbang, hero of time, space and boning, and this is my sidekick Ninja Brian"
Brian... that wasn't a threatening name. You notice Ninja Brian glance menacingly at Danny as he's called his sidekick. Then back at you with his piercingly light blue eyes. He doesn't blink. He just stares.
"I don't know what your name is, and frankly, I don't care. I'm in search for space lube as I've run out due to my countless boning sessions onboard my trusty dick-ship as we prowl across the galaxy searching for only the sexiest babes. I'm entrusting you with Brian here as I locate the nearest convenient store. I will be fine as I'm carrying my sword, Excalibur, which is also my dick. Farewell!" Danny skips away leaving only you and Brian. You attempt to say hi, but you get no response. You feel the tension, the sexual tension between you as he stares at you. You feel the burning desire to lie with him... "Brian..." you say, "we've only known each other for 38 seconds but... I think I love you." You notice a movement, he tilts his head, like a confused dog, still staring into your soul. You close your eyes. "Do It Brian, I know you want it too. I can sense it" you beg. "Please..." then you feel it. He plunges it deep inside of you. The pleasure is insurmountable. You scream and you moan as he pulls out.
There is blood everywhere. It was a knife. You are dead. Ninja Brian stares at your lifeless body momentarily before walking after Danny Sexbang to continue their quest for epic boning.
