bren: yo guys i have a large cheese & pepperoni pizza and my address is **** ***** rd.
bren: i live alone btw
dal: gOD BLESD YOU BEEBO
ry: "blesd"
bren: i have been blesd
bren: god blesd me
bren: i am not a homosexual™ i am a straight™ cis™ male
bren: bi people are greedy
pat: it's called the bible not the straightble
pete: OH MY GOD GET FUCKING REKT
pat: my friend actually is a straight™ cis™ homophobic™ girl and i'm not out to her but she constantly bashes the lgbtq+ community in front of me
pat: also pete
ry: wtf why pete
pat: because he's openly pan™ and hits on me a lot
pat: she's asked me a lot if i've "caught the homosexual virus™"
pete: you have
pat: exactly
dal: wait is she that annoying blonde haired girl who at one point dated tyler ???
ty: jENNA ???????
pat: yeah
josh: I HATE HER SHES SUCH A J*RK
pat: thank you for censoring your swear words
pete: why are you even friends with her ?????
pat: because her and my parents are friends and they force us
pat: she also hits on me occasionally
pete: i have an idea🤔🤔
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here comes the plot (:
YOU ARE READING
ghost . multi
Fanfictionpete adds people (his only friends) to a group chat on kik so they can all be gay together.
