Hetalia Truth Dare or Would You Rather

Vodka and The Yaoi

(Don't play the song yet)
Me: welcome back everybody!
Daniel: can I ask the question?
Me: sure
Daniel: okay England truth, dare, or would you rather?
England: truth
Daniel: do you feel sad since France rejected your proposal?
England: no
Me: you broke the ship i'm going to FrUKing kill you! *teleports the spear in my hand*
Everybody: *holing me back*
Jasmine: calm down!
Me: fine *puts the spear away*
Me: who would like to ask the next question?
Allen: can I ask the question?
Me: sure
Allen: England truth, dare, or would you rather?
England: why me again?
Allen: just answer the stupid question
England: fine, dare
Allen: I dare yo so sing Emperors New Clothes
England: fine
(Now you can play the song)
Me: you sing really good Author (Englands real name)
England: thanks love
Me: okay who wold like to ask the next question this time?
Grace: can I ask the question?
Me: okay
Grace: okay then, Celine truth, dare, or would you rather?
Celine: would you rather
Grace: would you rather hang out with Allen or would you rather hang out with Matt?
Celine: I guess Allen
Tori: can I ask the question?
Me: sure
Tori: Isabelle truth, dare, or would you rather?
Me: truth
Tori: dang it, who is your favorite 1p and 2p country and you have to say why?
Everybody: *looks at me*
Me: my favorite 2p country is Matt because he is nice to Canada
Matt: yes!
Me: and my favorite 1p county is Romano because he calls everybody a bastard and has the weirdest nickname for Spain which kind of makes sense since he's a matador
Romano: I'm so happy that you didn't say the potato bastard
Spain: wait what is that nickname he calls me instead of tomato bastard?
Me: should I tell him?
Romano: sure
Me:: he calls you the king of asses
Spain: really
Romano: YES I DO YOU TOMATO BASTARD!!
Brian: what king of nickname is that?
Me: okay, I'm going to ask the next question this time
Me: Cassy truth, dare, or would you rather
Cassy: truth
Me: what does Russia have in his country?
Cassy: well he has beautiful scenery vodka lovely tourist attraction vodka wonderful beaches and...
Me Tori and Cassy: VODKA!
Grace: really
Tori: yes
Me: next question
Moi: Brian truth, dare, or would you rather?
Brian: would you rather
Moi: would you rather be one with mother Russia or be trapped in a room with France?
Brian: I would rather be one with Russia
Russia: I ask next question~da?
Me: sure
Russia: Japan truth dare or would you rather?
Japan: I choose dare
Russia: I dare you to get rid of your yaoi collection for one hour~da
Japan: no
China: yes
Japan: no
China: yes
Japan: NO
China: YES
Japan: why?
Moi: cause you spend to much time on yaoi
Japan: fine
Me: *puts the yaoi collection in a safe*
~ten minutes later~
Japan: I NEED YAOI!!! *gets out katana and sties to open the safe with the katana*
Me: NO *teleports the spear in my hand and attacks Japan*
Me and Japan: *attack each other*
Spain: I'll help chica *gets out the battle axe*
~ forty-four minutes later~
Everybody: *hides*
America: Russia why did you do that?!
Russia: I thought it will be a good dare
Daniel: you know how he feels about yaoi
Matt: one more minute
~ one minute later~
Me: the dare is over *puts away the spear*
Japan and Spain: *puts away there weapons*
Me: *opens the safe*
Japan: oh my precious yaoi
Me: wells thats it for now but we will see you guys new time bye
Everybody: *gets out of hiding spot* bye
(Don't forget to leave us some truth dare or would you rather questions for us)