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Ratchet Ass Songs Kids and Dreams

Let's start with my songs. Okay I came up with them while playing GTA V.

Song #1

( It's to the beat of Mary Had a Little Lamb)

I'm on my way to fuck your bitch. Fuck your bitch, fuck your bitch. I'm on my way to fuck your bitch, because she loves that shit. An everywhere that my dick goes, My dick goes, my dick goes. And everywhere that my dick goes, your bitch be on that shit...

Song #2

Making my way downtown, speeding fast. Just to fuck YOUR bitch.

Song #3

(It's to the beat of Stay Schemin') Stay speeding, niggas tryna speed past meeee NO I'll speed on these niggas

Aight, I'm done. Now, for the next topic...

Ratchet Ass Kids...

When I saw this video I 1. Was like :O 2. I was rollin' 3. I wanted to beat their asses and 4. I wanted to beat their parents asses too! Like, BITCH WHET?! The video is on the side ---------->

And the final topic:

My Ratchet Ass Dream Pt.2

Ratchet dream #1

Me and my brother Gracen were going to a school dance when someone squeezed my ass. I turned around and it was (my old crush) Quentin. He smirked, then before he could go in I squeezed his and we kept doing that until I woke up.

Sad Dream #1

I had a dream that CB died :'(. I cried for days I posted a pic on IG and somehow Rihanna found it and commented on it.

Ratchet Dream #2

Me and my brother Gracen missed our stop back home August Alsina was on our bus. Mr. Kessler (My Drama Club teacher) was the bus driver, we got off at the last stop, it was something about watery Nutella, pretzels, and my friend Nicole offered to let me stay at her house . Then I woke up.

Ratchet Dream #3

We went to moms house but her house was like Kiesha's (my stepmom) and Jordan(my little brother), Kia (my sister) and, Torré (her son) came for my birthday. Then a volcano erupted and I had to put a white shirt on it and sing "Love 2 Remember" by Chris Brown to calm it down.

Ratchet Dream #4

I had a dream and Ms. doman (my English teacher) was in it with everyone else in my class inducing Alina and Siandry (classmates in my homeroom and 4/5 classes, mind you I have Mrs.Doman 8/9) Then Mrs. Doman said that she had to meet some us tonight meaning after school. Then I said "As in at lunch?"

Then she said "No, tonight as in after school." I remembered that I had Drama Club today. Then she sat by our table and went in Instagram and liked my photo of Ariana Grande and commented on it. Then I woke up

Ratchet Dream #5

I had a dream that Chris Brown was at a photoshoot and I went in his dressing room, then he found me and I had to take him home. The car I had was Michael's from GTA V. Then I woke up.

Ratchet Dream #6

So my choir teacher Mr.Schmidt had us read notes idk why cause it's CHOIR! So everyone got one but, it was in a weird place. Mine was in a shoe. I couldn't get it open quick enough cause it was folded too many times. So Mr.Schmidt took it from me and started reading it. Turns out it was from my crush Nathan and he kept looking at me and sort of stood up for me from Mr.Schmidt cause he embarrassed me in front of everyone. Then his cousin Krystal said "Awe, they like each other!" Then started singing "Andrea and Nathan sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g." Then choir was over. Me and my friend Ashely walked out and it was someone's birthday so we ahd to sing it to them. Then we kept walking and it was another girl's birthday. She was so cute. So we sang to her, then her present came in. It was a cat. She was excited but the at wasnt and it scratched her. Then Mr. Sarmiento (assistant Principal) told my friend Cristian and some other guy I know named Anthony to take off their hoods and the cat went to them, the little girl, then to me. I started stroking his head/ massaging it. Then they started talking about an axe killer, then I woke up massaging my own head. I didn't even get to go to History clas...THANK GOD!!!!

Ratchet Dream #7

Me and my friends Amalia and Nadia were doing a play and I was the princess. I said the line right, just not with enough "emotion" -______-. So we went outside. Earlier in the dream, Craig (someoen I seriously DON'T like) was high and annoying as'f. And I had to go to the bathroom but Craig was in there. So I kicked him out and there was this couple from across the street looking at me so I closed the blinds and the curtain and went to the bathroom. What I didn't realize was that Ashely was in there too! Before that, I was outisde under the playground and Mr.Sarmiento was above me so i had to sneak out.

You see that bullshit my friend? Yeah and shoutout to my main chick/homie/my nigga @PrincessBreezyxo !!!!! That's my main chica!!!!