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PERSONAL CRAP
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You have added Wings and Squirrel to the chat!

FRIENDS

Wings: HELLO YOUNG BEAN

Squirrel: HELLO YOUNG ONE
HOW IS LONDON??

AMAZING
LISTEN, I HAVE PERSONAL
CRAP TO ASK YOU

Wings: oh my
Should we be scared??

Heh, no
I was just curious...
does Jared ever talk about me?

Squirrel: like behind your back?

well, sort of
What I mean is, has he ever
mentioned...liking me?

Wings: um

if you don't want
to tell me that's fine, I totally
understand

Squirrel: ...I want to tell you
MISHA CAN I TELL HER PLEASE??

Wings: ...
If Jared asks, you're
just really good at
reading people's emotions

Um
Okay then

Squirrel: So anyway, Jared
totally likes you

WAIT REALLY??

Wings: are you kidding?
Lizzie, my child
He never shuts up about you

Squirrel: it's kind of annoying
to be totally honest
But you're really cool so
it's fine

Awe, Jensen you softy 😊

Squirrel: yeah, yeah 🙄🙂

Wings: wait
Lizzie, do you like Jared?

...
Maybe

Squirrel: OH MY GOD
SOUND THE ALARM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I believe it's pound the alarm

Wings: sigh...kids these days...

Squirrel: MISHA
STOP SIGHING
THIS IS IMPORTANT

MY GOD, GET A HOLD
OF YOURSELF, MAN

Squirrel: heh, sorry
BUT LIVY WAS RIGHT
JIZZIE IS REAL

oh my lord
She's converted him to
the ship side, Misha

Wings: we've lost him,
haven't we?

I'm afraid so

Wings: he was a good one

Such a shame
He was so young

Squirrel: why wasn't I aware
that I apparently died wtf?

Oh hey, he's back!

Wings: welcome back, bud!

Squirrel: 🙄

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