Frozen vs. Rise of the Guardians! Shipped together at some point, these two ice-wielding protagonists of animated film will now face each other in the battlefield! Who will win? Who will fall?
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Wiz: Ice. In any way, shape, or form, it can either be used for our benefit, or molded into a deadly weapon. Such is the case with our frosty combatants today.
Boomstick: Elsa, the Snow Queen of Arendelle...
Wiz: And Jack Frost, the Guardian of Winter.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
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QUEEN ELSA
Wiz: At first glance, the kingdom of Arendelle might be your generic peaceful Scandinavian kingdom. Regal castles, festivals...not really worth a second look.
Boomstick: But when you look into the royal castle of Arendelle, you'll find that there's more to this town than meets the eye. Turns out that one of the daughters of the king and queen has ice powers! And she can kill people with it!!
Wiz: Twin to princess Anna, Elsa had attained the power to manipulate and control ice to her whim. Naturally, as a child, Elsa found her powers fascinating, and like any child her age...she played with them. But one time, her bickering brought about a horrible, horrible cost.
Boomstick: One night, while she and Anna were playing around with ice and snow, Elsa suddenly hit Anna with a shard of ice. Somehow, the ice began to freeze Anna's heart, and while the family cured Anna thanks to the help of some...rock...trolls, her parents feared Elsa's powers might bring further harm. So they did what any sane parent would do: lock her up in the castle instead of training her to gain better control of her powers!
Wiz: Cut them some slack, Boomstick. It's not like Elsa would have progressed if she ever was trained, at least at that point.
Boomstick: It was a pretty nice solution regardless, 'cause you wouldn't want your kid freezing up the PC or toaster while you're away, right? The family lived a pretty normal life, aaaaand then Elsa and Anna's parents went out to sea and their ship got caught in a storm and then they died the end.
Wiz: ...I'm not really sure if Elsa's story ends there.
Boomstick: Really-oh. This is Disney, she's gotta get a happy ending in the end.
Wiz: Three years later, at age 21, Elsa was crowned the queen of Arendelle, naturally to the joy of her subjects. However, during the ceremony...something unexpected happened.
Elsa: Enough, Anna!
Anna: No! Why? Why do you shut me out? Why do you shut the world out? What are you so afraid of?!
Elsa: I said enough!
*With a wave of her hand, Elsa unwillingly creates a barrier of ice, riddled with spikes, around herself, frightening her subjects and the guests*
Wiz: Naturally, the kingdom grew frightened of their queen's powers. Afraid of capture, Elsa fled for the northern mountains, evading the grasp of the men of the southern isles sent out to capture her. She then put the whole of Arendelle under a curse of eternal winter, albeit unwillingly, and hid herself in a castle she crafted out of ice.
Boomstick: Oh please, we all know how her story ends, it's a typical Disney princess movie anyway. Can we please talk about how she kills people now?
Wiz: Um...sure. As has been stated before, Elsa is, on her own right, an extremely powerful individual. There is no implied limit to her power over ice, if the winter curse on Arendelle was any indication.
Boomstick: She can shoot ice projectiles and create ice shields, which are pretty handy in combat. But thanks to her imagination, the possibilities of her powers are nigh-boundless! She can create clothes out of ice, she can build ENTIRE F*CKING CASTLES, and even create life! I mean, how in the actual hell is that possible?!
Wiz: Imagination, Boomstick. Just imagination.
Boomstick: With literally no implied limits to her powers, Elsa has done some pretty crazy stuff. She plunged Arendelle into eternal winter, defeated two assassins sent to kill her...while holding back, crafted an ice castle within SECONDS, and she's been ranked as one of Disney's most powerful protagonists of all time...well, if you count out Kingdom Hearts.
Wiz: Elsa's powers and accomplishments are without a doubt very impressive, but she still has her weaknesses. For starters, her physicality is...somewhat lacking. She still possesses the strength and durability of an average human, and in an up-close-and-personal battle with a skilled warrior, she's pretty screwed.
Boomstick: She's also got some emotional problems, which sometimes causes her powers to go haywire. But at least at the end of the movie, this isn't a problem anymore.
Wiz: Lastly, despite her immense power, Elsa doesn't really have any major combat experience aside from defeating the aforementioned assassins.
Boomstick: But one word of advice for ya: Elsa isn't an ice queen you wouldn't wanna cross. If you've got any thoughts of harming her kingdom or her sister...I suggest you let it go.
Elsa: The cold never bothered me anyway.
*slams castle doors shut*
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ELSA:
Age: Early 20's
Height: 5'4''
Weight: 101lbs
Occupation: Queen of Arendelle
Abilities and Powers:
• Immense overall power over ice
• Cryokinesis
• Ability to create sentient life
Feats:
• Cast Arendelle into eternal winter
• While holding back, defeated two assassins sent to kill her
• It is implied that the only limit to Elsa's powers is her imagination
• Ranked as one of the most powerful Disney protagonists, sans literally every Kingdom Hearts protagonist ever
• "Let it Go", the song she sang as she crafted her ice castle, has easily become an icon for Frozen, and by extension, Disney in general
Weaknesses:
• Has the physicality of a normal human her age
• No combat experience outside that one battle in her ice castle
• Her emotions can cause her powers to fluctuate at the wrong moments-though by the end of the movie, this isn't a problem anymore
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JACK FROST
Wiz: Long, long ago, children used to believe in fairy tales and mythical beings. Unbeknownst to them, their very belief gave those beings life, shape, and form. For a long time, these beings have lived and interacted with humankind...
