Who done it?: sarah Reason of death: Feed to the cat Way of death: Fluffy the pussy.
So we already know that your gurl Chelsea isn't a fan of dogs.
I'm a cat lady, what can I say.
We also know Sarah's little bitch baby killed me the other day. And then the little bastard brother.
So it was only a matter of time before her cat got me too. I had been alive for a whole 8 hours which in Sarah time was about the equivalent of 69 (😉) years.
So what can I say about Fluffy the cat.
(Other then the fact that Sarah and her dumb ass family, other then Sabrina, she's my fucking icon and finsperation, have Stupid ass names. My name would probably be something stupid like goldy or some shit. Nah, Chelsea is a great quality name)
Fluffy was my best friend. She spent a great time together.
Watching titanic, paining one another toenails, run on the beach, talking about Jim the stud fish. You know all the dumb ass shit best friends do.
Well our friendship ended after a few seconds when that bitch reached her paw in my tank and ate me.
What a backstabbing bitch. I knew I should have been friends with Baby instead.
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And that was the nineteenth way a kid in Mr. Matthews class killed me, now onto the next 88 ways I passed.
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Human editor aka Sophie's note:
Can someone please slide into my dms so i can have friends. Thanks.
