ethan
lisa i swear you know how to treat your boyfriend like shit on your one year anniversary.
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omg, that was hilarious it's not my fault you fell onto the lake all by yourself!
ethan
but you could've help me lis! i thought you loved me :'(
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aw, baby i do!
ethan
then you wouldn't have recorded me!
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that's forever going to be my favorite date!
ethan
you break my heart lisa.
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we both know that's not true! i do love you!
ethan
if you loved me you could've at least bought me a hot chocolate after geez, i fell onto a freezing lake!
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baby i took you to my house and let you use my shower! and i cuddled with you!
ethan
pshhh not valid!
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that's not what you said last night!
ethan
you have no evidence of that!
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oh i don't? if i'm not wrong you exactly quoted "this is by far the best date we've been on, happy first baby, there's more to come."
ethan
no comment...
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ha, i win!
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Fanfictionit was late at night and I had no better thing to dedicate my effort to.
