Baby: I don't think a freshly opened pint of ice cream feels any thing at all.
Me: If it could I bet the pain would be terrible. *opens ice cream tub* Have you got a spoon?
Baby: *shakes her head*
Me: Dammit. I just wanna enjoy so ice cream, is that too much to ask?
Fun-time Freddy: Hey Bon-Bon! Is that the birthday boy over there?
Me: Did you just fucking assume my gender?
FT Freddy: ...
Me: That's what I thought.
Bon-Bon: *giggles*
Me: What are you laughing at?
Bon-Bon: No one has ever said that to FT Freddy before.
Baby: I found you a spoon.
Me: Yay!
*five minutes later*
Me: *in the scooper room thing* Welp when you said spoon I didn't expect that.
Enard: *appears*
Me: Why do we have Bobo the worst clown in the world here?
Enard: That hurt my-
Me: Hey why did you steal the mask from the place where you shock Ballora and FT Foxy?
Enard: *turns the other way* Jokes on you, I have my exotic butters!
Me: Jokes you there now coming home with me. *takes the exotic butters and runs away*
