Thomas Jefferson X Mac N Cheese

A date

  A couple days later Thomas was bored so he decided to take mac and cheese out on a date, but he didn't know where to go. He started driving down a random street, when he saw a nice looking restaurant called unicorn. "Hey look mac and cheese, unicorn!" he said

  Mac and cheese looked at him confused and said "That's not a unicorn, that's a homeless guy." pointing to a random homeless dude next to the sign. Thomas just sat there awkwardly because he didn't know how to respond, and just parked the car.

  "We are here now" He said awkwardly. He looked over at her, but she was already out of the car, waiting for him. They started walking to the restaurant, and was sat at a table. While we were ordering, thomas noticed hammyton and a lady in a red dress where sitting down at the table in front of them, but he stopped paying attention to them because the waiter had came.

 "henlo, I my name is HERCULES MULLIGAN and I will be your waiter today." He said ."What would you like today?" thomas looked at the menu one more time, and then ordered.

"I would like two pints of sam adams, and a bowl of mac and cheese." He said. "mac and cheese, what do you want?" 

"I would like some water, and caesar salad, hold the dressing, lettuce,and croutons." She said. The waiter looked at her weirdly and then went to go get our food. Meanwhile, Mac and cheese started eating a napkin, so thomas looked around the room. That's when he saw hammyton and the red lady, who seemed to somehow get their food before them. Hammyton was talking nonstop, as usual, and the lady was just watching him. 

 Soon their food came and they ate, and then left. Afterwards they went to go see the new movie called "wow romantic movie 5". All thomas knew was that alot of couples went and saw it, and that it was kinda romantic. They where walking into the movie theater when he noticed someone sitting on a chair waiting, it was James YouMadSon.