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by CIMORELLILOVER2004

by CIMORELLILOVER2004

Dad: Can You Go Get Me A Drink?

Me: Cola Or Pepsi?

Dad: Cola.

Me: Normal Or Dietary?

Dad: Normal.

Me: Bottle Or Can?

Dad: Bottle! :/

Me: 1L Or 0.5L?

Dad: Screw It! Just Buy Me A Water!

Me: Normal Or Carbonated?

Dad: NORMAL!

Me: Warm Or Cold?

Dad: Get Out!

Me: Now Or Later?

Dad: I'm Going To Kill You!

Me: Knife Or Gun?

Dad: Gun!

Me: In The Head Or Body?

Dad: Fuck You!