At the home of frisk
Frisk: HEY SANS, CHECK OUT MY FAVORITE POKEMON *shows cubone*
Sans: wow, he looks dumb
Frisk: SANS!
Sans: no, I mean, he looks like a BONE head!!;)
Frisk: *throws sans out of da house*
I have to do a lot of work. A SKELE-TON of work!;)
Papyrus: brother, I have great news. I have learned to cook PASTA!
Sans: cool.
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sans: no
papyrus: why?
sans: because its WAY PASTA BEDTIME!!!!
what's a skeletons favorite instrument?
A XILO-BONE of course XD
why are skeletons so calm?
because they got nothin under their skin!
what do skeletons say when their in danger?
WE'RE BONED XD
why did the ghost take the elevator?
To lift up his SPIRIT!! XD
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Sans puns
RandomSo anyways, I'm a BIG fan of undertale and so I just wanted to go simple and make puns from meh favorite character, sans!!! Hope you enjoy and pee!!
