Tale of the Moose King (aka the most awesome thing ever)

Chapter Three - I'm a what

   "Grandma, your crazy"
    "No I am not you really are queen of all the moose in the world now, you can thank me later"
     "How did this happen exactly Grandma? What did you do?"
      "Did you enjoy your tea yesterday?"
       "You didn't."
         "Bet"
        "You know what, I have school so I'm just gonna leave good bye Gram Gram."
*Narrator*
*And now our newly found queen of the moo-*
"IF ANYTHING SIR I AM A KING NOT A QUEEN, IM TO MASCULINE TO BE A QUEEN!!!!!"
*And now our newly found KING of the moose heads out to experience the new world of chaos and wonder that is to fall upon her path.*
"WHAT!?"
*What?*
*Arriving at the bus stop Jasmine wait a for the bus to puck her up to take her to the place of nightmares, I mean school*
"Where is the bus today if I don't get on it I'll be late?"
*Five minutes later*
"Its six thirty where is it?"
*Another five minutes*
"WHAT EVEN, DRIVER DUDE I NEED TO GET TO SCHOOL!!!!!"
*flash back*
"You can have moose appear to you if you just say so"
*Back to reali-*
"Narrator say one more thing annoying and I'll fight you."
*Yes ma'am*
"Hmmmmm, maybe I could just try it, you know to see if the crazy lady was right."
*What a good idea*
"I wish I had a moose to ride to school so I won't be late, and hurry please."
*suddenly a huge big antlered moose rushed out of the woods like a crazed animal and stopped in front of our moose ruler*
"Thank you narrator dude"
*you are welcome, and please stop breaking the fourth wall*
"Nah, I'm good."
*uggg fine, and our king mounts the giant hunk of meat and rides gallantly to school, arriving in front of the doors she gets off and enters. Just five minutes before the bell rings for her to make her way to her class*
"Nice, so I am a moose king, oh hey its Trinity and April. They are not going to believe this!"