Luna' s Collection Of One shots

Nargles

A/N: This is a fun story proving Luna isn't crazy (or at least as crazy). Hope you like it.

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Luna's POV*

I woke up early dispite having no classes today. Stifling a yawn I got up and headed toward the bathroom. After a quick steamy shower I paused to look in the mirror. 'Glorious.'

Finally I was ready. Grabbing my scarf I headed off to breakfast. Seeing how early it is nobody was here. I began eating some toast when something caught my attention.

I quickly put on my specs and looked around. There it is, a nargle. Now is my chance to catch one. I pulled out my wand and pointed it at the creature.

"Nargletone cagin!", I shouted. 'It worked! I actually have a nargle'. I quickly pulled out a jar from my bag and placed the nargle inside.

I immediately forgot about my appetite. I ran to the 'teacher's lounge'. No one was there so instead I ran to the gargoyle statue. "Umm... oh I got it, pepermint!", I exclaimed nearly out of breath.

"Dumbledore", I panted after climbing the stairs as fast as I could. "I have to show you something!" "Yes", he replied calmly. "Can I make an announcement at breakfast", I nearly shouted.

Before he could even respond I showed him my captured Nargle. "Hmm... very interesting. And you say you caught this. Yes I've been trying to get one for quite some time. I haven't found the right spell", said Dumbledore peering curiously at the nargle who had now awake.

"I'll be sure to show the whole school your discovery", though it seemed he was talking to himself more than me. I am very ecstatic to prover the world wrong. More importantly I have to go write a letter to my father.

"I've got to go", I called over my shoulder. Dumbledore only smiled as I ran back out of his office. I was running so fast I had to skid around every corner.

Finally I made it to the owlery and saught out Draco's. He always let me use his owl whenever I needed. Pulling out parchment paper and a quill I wrote a sloppy letter to my father.

Dear father,

I'm writing to you to say I finally caught a nargle. I used the new spell you made and it actually worked! I've brought it to Dumbledore and he plans to show Hogwarts during breakfast. I hope things at home are going as good as they are here. By the way, did you know that Harry Potter is gay. I caught him and Ron together in a broom closet. I was actually looking for my shoes. Turns out neither of them have seen the missing muggle sneakers you got me. All well, I hope you're good. I've got to go to breakfast now, don't want to miss the reveal.

Xoxo, Luna

I tied the letter onto the great horned owl. He flew out into the wind and soared away. I quickly ran back to breakfast. I still couldn't eat, excitement was building up with every passing second.

"Attention", came Dumbledore's voice. This was finally it! "Settle down, I would like to present the first ever caught *pause* Nargle!", he spoke," this creature was found by our own Ravenclaw student *another pause* Luna Lovegood!"

Everybody was in a stunned silence. Suddenly one by one people started cheering. I even saw Snape discreetly hand Minerva a few galleons.

Let this be known when I say nargles did something that means they really did something.
                   THE END

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A/N
I will now except requests for stories. I do ask please no smut. As always feel free to vote and comment. Thanks for reading.