Jasmine walked inside with a basket full of apples.
"And how many apples did you buy?" Crowley smirked.
"Two dozen."
"Well let me count. You know how I am about precision." Crowley declared, counting the apples. "I only count eighteen." Jasmine rolled her eyes, reminding Crowley once again of Halt.
"I gave them to the horses."
"Esroh, Tug, Abelard, Blaze and Cropper?"
"Yep."
"But that's five out of six."
"I thought-"
"Always a dangerous pastime." Crowley, Will, Halt and Gilan said.
"Abelard is short a few apples." Jasmine replied calmly, after her eye rolling.
"You did not." Halt glared, but Jasmine smirked, emerald eyes sparkling mischievously.
"It's not like he'll get fat, Halt. Just go for a longer exercise trip tomorrow if you're so worried." Jasmine remarked. "Byte the apple."
"Isn't that what you do with it?" Equinom asked.
"Not bite, byte, like gigabyte."
"Oh." She went back to her computer from Atlantis, recommitting herself to her own business and leisure. "iThink, therefore iMac!" She exclaimed as she gestured at the apple logo on her screen.
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FanfictionCrossover. I got this idea from another writer who did a Ranger's Apprentice Fanfiction. The tag line was hilarious 'Can you imagine a Skandian singing "It's a pillow! It's a pet! It's a pillow pet!"
