xiv. nickname meme

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LORIEN FURY
according to various Marvel characters

loki:
little soror
|
obnoxious

alrekr:
girlfriend
|
eskling

tove:
best friend

addea:
partner in crime

sigyn:
hopefully sister-in-law

amora:
a nuisance

thor:
little sister

jane:
basically daughter

darcy:
loki jr.
|
Lore

skye:
tech buddy

fury:
my daughter

tony stark:
little miss shitlet
|
one of the reasons why I drink

jakob:
the only thing Stark and I agree on

natasha romanoff:
mini me

clint barton:
munchkin
|
smol bird child

steve rogers:
the reason I found a grey hair this morning

bucky barnes:
the one with the magnets
|
the second person I have to keep a constant eye on in order to prevent them from doing something stupid.
|
little demon

wanda maximoff:
sister

vision:
odd child

NON-AVENGERS/OCs

erik lehnsherr:
JUST BECAUSE I CAN CONTROL METAL DOES NOT MAKE ME MAGNETIC, FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP TRYING TO STICK MAGNETS ON ME!

charles xavier:
as amusing as it is, please refrain from sticking magnets on erik.  he'll start chucking spoons at you and your brother will retaliate.  it will not end well for anyone.

deadpool:
any fourth-wall breaking character is a friend of mine.  keep it up small kid.  you're fuc–

leanna:
don't finish that sentence. 

lorien:
awww, come one.  just this once?

leanna:
no

lorien:
fite me

leanna:
I am your god

lorien:
so?  come at me

deadpool:
she's got you on this one, kid.  besides, she'll like 5'10" and you're like 5'4".  she's got a serious height advantage

leanna:
thanks for the support, but that's just weird.  It's strange enough when your own character breaks the fourth wall, but to have another do it?

deadpool:
strange?  more like freaking cool!  see that, censoring for all those young readers.  yeah, you.  I see everyone of you.  want me to prove it?
you, in the blue shirt–you've got nice eyes
and you, reading on your  laptop computer–nice hair
also, to the dip-twitch reading this at midnight on a school night–congrats on the dedication but get to bed.  you've got a big day ahead of you, things to do, people to not punch in the face because you are a good child who does not give into urges.  I believe in you.

leanna:
well, that's oddly inspiring in a very creepy way

deadpool:
I try

lorien:
what the heck just happened?

leanna:
just go with it and back away slowly

deadpool:
hey!  I heard that!

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