Once upon a time there was a magical tiger that could change its appearance to match with the existing habitat around him. He was a hamburger with sparkles. A lot of children tried to eat him on Sunday April 22nd, also known as 'Highly logical story' Day. The children ran and they all went to church. The church people were tired of the children. Soo they peed on them. and it was illogical. Then Kayley started beating people with her cello and then Tessa came with her Maka Chop! :o and then Erica came in with an SMG and killed everyone >:D haha
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