Wow I'm updating at
2:00 am-ish
Amish
Ha
[Something clever & gay]
Hey hey on Skyrim I killed a dragon and I also became a werewolf at some point
Neato mosquito
👌pleasehelpmefatherforIhavesinned
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I bet all of y'all are tired of these random updates at... very early o'clock
Just wanted to let you know that nothing exactly goes on in my life
Do you ever get a super random thoughtThat actually is like... really deep
And you think about it for a while
...You keep thinkingThen it's gone and you don't ever remember it
Yeah that's what I'm experiencing now
I feel like all of my stories have a bunch of typos
Because you see, while I'm typing I just type fast and maybe graze over the words. Then I publish it and reread the chapter. But that's basically a second skim. I never really... Look at them in detail? So uhhh, yeah.
What if I got 666 words in this chapterDo you t h i n k
I c a nyeaHHHhhh
I feel like kindergarteners are so innocent
Like
When I was in kindergartenIt was like this, "Heheheheh. Do you wanna hear a baaaad word?"
"Yeah yeah!" [Insert snickering]
"You're stupid"
[Violent Crying]Yeah
So
I'm not gonna be able to get 666 words in this chapter because you're probably all tired of my rambling and stuff
Why does this account have almost 150 subs. Like, dude... On my first wattpad account I had one edgy story about a teen girl who falls in love with a dude who later commits suicide. But like no that's bad. I'm not sure if it's cliche but... Here's a chart
Cliche | Bad
_______________It fell about...
Cliche | Bad
___________*____ [line stretch?]Okay wait never mind
Cliche = bad
So
____________*_
Wait, let's scoot it over a bit...
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A bit more
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-uses emojis to express weird emotions-
Okay but let's just say the story h*cking sucked
Aaaand my second Wattpad account was a Star Wars account
I wrote some shitty fic about an edgelord having a daughter, and his daughter being a super powerful mini edgelord
And then like
This is my
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Third account? Fourth account?
I can't tell if I'm thanking people or if I'm just complimenting myself
Yeah I'm not
Thanking people
I'm kidding ily... whoever's reading this
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My Life Doesn't Make Sense
RandomIn this story I'll just put random stuff that happens Stuff that I find Random shit, basically. Everything's random.