Video: $1,000,000 BUT...
Shayne-" *in a weird voice* Good evening, I'm Tom Brokaw."
Flitz-"And I'm Jamar Walter!"
Joven-"Are you a sports?"
Flitz-"I am a sports."
Boze-"And I'm Lisa Kapowski."
Noah-"Wow, I like that!"
Sohinki-"And I'm Kelly Kapowski!"
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Joven-"As we play through, we will deal an extra card, and there's a chance that Random-Tello can win."
Sohinki-"You really have a theme throughout your toys, he looks very angry because he feels his staff is inadequate, so....."
Flitz-"Can we use his daughter instead?.....Nutella?"
Shayne-"I feel like inanimate objects have an advantage on Smosh Games...because if we remember, a pinecone DECIMATED Winter Games.....straight-up won."
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Shayne-"MAYBE it's a very delicious cow!"
Damien-"It's just running at your mouth!"
Shayne-"'Let me get in there!'"
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Noah-"Million dollars, but every time I'm hungry, the next thing you drink tastes like garbage water!"
Joven-"What if you're drinking garbage water?....the worst garbage water!"
Shayne-"You might as well just drink garbage water at that point....."
"Everyone in Flint, Michigan is like 'this is relatable!'"Boze-"No! No! NOOOOO!"
Joven-"If you're offended by that joke, there's a lot more coming up...."
Boze-"I'm not offended, I don't live in Flint!...."
Shayne-"It's not offensive, it's just their reality!"
Boze-"NOOOOOOO!"
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Noah-"She literally made sure that you couldn't read the clock, she,over every number, put the word 'now,' the time is now....."
Flitz-"That's AMAZING!"
Shayne-"Your new-age Math teacher!"
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Shayne-"You get a million dollars, but when you bathe.....which I DO do!"
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Damien-"'Toaster, toaster! Why are we in here? Toaster-'"
Joven-"Oh my God, no! You're in the bathroom bathing, and the person outside just hears 'toaster! toaster! toaster! toaster!' 'NOOOOOO!'"
Boze-"I would be making beats!"
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Damien-"What if, also, you're the only one that can hear it? You're just in the bathroom like 'Go! And then- and a soap!'"
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Joven-"Who do you think would get you first?"
Shayne-"Kathy Bates from Misery!"
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Shayne-"You know what would probably get you first? Is the symbolism from The Babadook."
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Noah-"This is the issue: a convicted sex offender making you a cocktail...."
Damien-"Yeah, I don't drink, that would suck, I vote that!"
Sohinki-"But also, you don't HAVE to drink, he just fixes you one...."
Noah-"Yeah, but now you've got a man who's got an excuse not to leave..."
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I'm very proud of this one.
This HAS to be my favorite Board AF EVER, I love this video.see you later. ✌
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Smosh Quotes
RandomSome simple, funny, and stupid shit that the Smosh squad & Smosh Games says.