*TooFabForU has opened the chat*
PipedUp: Mom?
HotStuff: ...How?
HotStuff: I made this chat specifically Aphrodite proof!
TooFabForU: Well, if there's a chat with even the smallest bit of love in it....
DeadOfWinter: WHYYYYYYYYYY
DeadOfWinter: WHY DO YOU HATE ME, ZUES?! I'M SORRY HADES BROKE THE OATH!!!
DeadOfWinter: JUST PUNISH ME WITH ANYTHING ELSE! NOT HER!!!
BlueCookies: Look on the bright side!
BlueCookies: It isn't Hera!
DeadOfWinter: *poisons Percy's blue cookies* Shut up.
SmarterThanU: He can control poison...
DeadOfWinter: Then he should be fine.
PipedUp: Why are you here, mom?
TooFabForU: Well, there is a lethal number of ships happening in this chat!
SuperBrick: But-
TooFabForU: Jason, you're username is a ship.
TooFabForU: The names of the ships in this chat:
Percabeth, Jasper, Frazel, Solangelo (💖), Brison (Jason and the brick), Blucy (Percy and blue.... cookies), and there may be some Annactus.
SmarterThanU: Annactus?
TooFabForU: I ship you and a cactus.
BlanketBurrito: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
BlanketBurrito: WHY is there a heart emoji next to Solangelo?
DrSunshine: Aww! It's cute, Neeks. *SOLANGELO KISS*
TooFabForU: *whisper* OTP
SuperBrick: S-s-s-solagnelo K-k-k-kisss?
SuperBrick: THE WORLD IS TO KNOW!
SuperBrick: *takes about a million pictures per second*
SuperBrick: *Shoves Will and Nico's heads together to make it last longer*
SuperBrick: *Runs off twords the cabins screaming "SOOOOOOLLLLLLAAAAAANNNNNGGGGEEEEEELLLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
HotStuff: APHRODITE LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
PipedUp: GO AWAY, MOTHER!
TooFabForU: You will regret this!
TooFabForU: *mumbles* Annactus.
*TooFabForU has left the chat*
HotStuff: How is it possible for that lady to go through men faster than I can go through a bag of Fonzies?
GoldenGirl: You would think that it would be impossible.
WoofWoof: HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN WHAT JASON DID?!?!
BlanketBurrito: HE FREAKING TRASHED THE HADES AND APOLLO CABIN WITH THOSE PICTURES!
DrSunshine: THAT'LL TAKE FOREVER TO CLEAN UP!
BlanketBurrito: YOU HAVE IT EASY! YOU HAVE SIBLINGS!
GoldenGirl:... do I just not exist?
BlanketBurrito: You're at Camp Jupiter.
SuperBrick: *sneezes*
BlanketBurrito: Go die in a hole.
SuperBrick: What?
BlanketBurrito: Bless you**
DeadOfWinter: *smiling at Nico's cuteness!*
BlanketBurrito: I just accidently said 'go die in a hole'.
SuperBrick: ah....
SuperBrick:... HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTLY SAY SOMETHING?!
DrSunshine: Hey, Nico, I think you're all good for shadow traveling... if you know what I mean...
DeadOfWinter: That totally doesn't sound... wrong....in any way imaginable.
*BlanketBurrito and DrSunshine have left the chat*
SmarterThanU: We should probably...
DeadOfWinter: Leo, close the chat. What Jason does next will not be a pretty sight.
*The chat has been closed*
By the way, the Annactus ship belongs to BridgetDiAngelo. Well, she was the creator of the ship.
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Demigod Schist
FanfictionIt's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best way to put it! ... That's the only way to put it. Preview: BlueCookies: Leo, I swear to all of the Gods! I will kill you for this! HotStuff:...
