Shrek walked in through the door a little wobbley cuz he was still a lil tipsy. Perfect 11:00 pm. He thought. "LITTLE YELLOW BITCH???!!!!" He screamed. Spongebob came stumbling down the stairs. "Oh your here." Spongebob stated. "Duh." Shrek said. "Well anyways... I'm gonna ruin your gay life because I'm pregggooo you little gay fag!!!" Spongebob spat evilly. "FUCK YOU BITCH!!!" Shrek yelled. "Hehheheheheheheheheh" spongebob giggled. "Be quiet the baby is hearing you." Sponge bob said evilly. What the fuck is wrong with you??" Shrek angrily said. "Many things,many things..." spongebob repeated.
"Oh god..." spongebob said. "what you little bitch??!!" Shrek spat. "I--I think I'm going into labour...!" Spongebob wheezed. "What.." Shrek said slowly.
To be continued....
