(ON HOLD) There Was A New Milkshake Who Swallowed A Wolf - Suggested By Julia

Chapter 1 (fo' reals)

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Ok. So I know the last chapter was a complete TROLL. but I don't really care, because the ACTUAL story is going to be in THIS chapter ;)

xoxo,
Red

There once was a new MilkShake who swallowed a Wolf. He swallowed the wolf so then he could say oof. We don't know why he swallowed the wolf. Perhaps You Know.

There was a new milkshake who swallowed a cupcake. He swallowed the cupcake to attack the wolf. He swallowed the wolf so then he could say oof. We don't know why he swallowed the wolf. Perhaps You Know.

There was a new milkshake who swallowed a city. He swallowed the city to eat the cupcake. He swallowed the cupcake to attack the wolf. He swallowed the wolf so then he could say oof. We don't know why he swallowed the wolf. Perhaps You Know.

There was a new milkshake who swallowed a farmer. He swallowed the farmer to riot the city. He swallowed the city to eat the cupcake. He swallowed the cupcake to attack the wolf. He swallowed the wolf so then he could say oof. We don't know why he swallowed the wolf. Perhaps You Know.

There was a new milkshake who swallowed a stroller. He swallowed the stroller to follow the farmer. He swallowed the farmer to riot the city. He swallowed the city to eat the cupcake. He swallowed the cupcake to attack the wolf. He swallowed the wolf so then he could say oof. We don't know why he swallowed the wolf. Perhaps You Know.

There was a new milkshake who swallowed a bulldozer. He swallowed the bulldozer to bulldoze the stroller. He swallowed the stroller to follow the farmer. He swallowed the farmer to riot the city. He swallowed the city to eat the cupcake. He swallowed the cupcake to attack the wolf. He swallowed the wolf so then he could say oof. We don't know why he swallowed the wolf. Perhaps You Know.

There was a new milkshake who swallowed a bench. He swallowed the bench so then the bulldozer could sit. He swallowed the bulldozer to bulldoze the stroller. He swallowed the stroller to follow the farmer. He swallowed the farmer to riot the city. He swallowed the city to eat the cupcake. He swallowed the cupcake to attack the wolf. He swallowed the wolf so then he could say oof. We don't know why he swallowed the wolf. Perhaps You Know.

There was a new milkshake who swallowed a... wait, wait, wait! There is a MILKSHAKE eating things that its not supposed to! How is this a story?? The thing is, it is NOT a story, Reader. So can you just keep on reading instead of disrupting the story? Ok. Thank You. Now... Back to the story.

I know, I know. The story isn't completely done yet, but it is halfway done (believe me. there is gonna be a BUNCH more cray-cray stories than this one. after all, my sister has a pretty creative imagination) for now, I hope you enjoy what I have so far! ;)

xoxo,
Red