Documents Of The Greenleaf Household. (LOTR)

A Timeline Of Unfortunate Events

Just a little mini 'aftershock' chapter because I'm ill again and have been slacking. XD oh well, enjoy it anyway, luv Us xx

Oropher and Thranduil: *sat on the sofa drinking tea from dainty little cups in their pyjamas. Peaky from a night of frustrated screaming*

Thranduil: *barely whispers* We were so close. *takes a withering sip of tea*

Oropher: Only a small pile of paperwork and 2 signatures away..

Thranduil: Are you imagining it?

Oropher: *nods wistfully*

Thranduil: O' divorce, divorce. Wherefore art thou divorce?

Oropher: *shakily drinks tea* Deny thy Grandfather and refuse thou name. *saltily* Or if thou wilt NOT!

Thranduil: *equally saltily* Be but sworn my love and no longer be a Greenleaf! *sets cup and saucer down forcefully*

Oropher: And to think, that party was going so well.

Thranduil: I don't think the image of you smashing up the entire bar is going to leave me anytime soon.

Oropher: Well, a sudden freak announcement like that is terrible for my anxiety! You can't just burst in, annouce the worst and expect people to be fine with it!

Thranduil: *raking hands through hair* Yet it always happens like that with those two... *heavy breathing*

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*a series of flashbacks*

*doors open, both walk into breakfast hall*

All at table: *fall silent and stare in shock at the dwarf*

Aranwë(brother): *tiny wave*

Adrahil(brother): *slaps Aranwë's hand*

Legolas: *waves frantically* hey guys! Its me, remember? The brother who definitely didn't abandon you!

All at table: *still staring at Gimli*

Legolas: So. This is Gimli son of Gloin. *nudges Gimli awkwardly*

Thranduil: *slams spoon onto table* Gloin!?

Gimli: *sheepish smile*

.....

Thranduil: *chokes* could this morning get any worse?

Legolas: *storms in holding Gimli's hand* Ada! Me and Gimli are lovers and theres nothing you can do to change that!

Thranduil: Oh sweet mother of all that is good and pure, it just did! *passes out*

.....

Legolas: *comes sprinting into the garden* OME EVERYONE, GIMLI PROPOSED! *brandishes ring finger*

Thranduil: WHAT! *screams and breaks down into tears on the ground*

Elrond: *crouches down to try and comfort*

Oropher: no-no-no-no-no-no-no NO! *screams* *cries into Gîl-Galad's shoulder*

.....

Thranduil: *composes self and continues to march down the hall*
*furiously* Now lets see who thinks that they have the right to get it on *wrenches door open* in my-

Legolas: mm, ye-*looks up startled*

Gimli: *freezes*

Thranduil: -AAAHHH! *runs out screaming at top of lungs* *dashes into bedroom still screaming and dives under the covers* *wimpers* I- I'll never recover.... *erratic breathing*