South Park x Reader lemons🍋

Kyle x insomniac reader

I wrote this entire story with 1414 words and wattpad restarted it to 497 words. Fuck you wattpad.

Once upon a- okay I'm not doing this fairytale bs. Y/N L/N was best friends with Kyle Broflovski. (Don't know if I said that right) Y/N moved away to Vermont (Cause they have sugar houses) because her dad got a job there and Guess who's back. If you guessed Y/N then you guessed wrong...JK Y/N's back! :) This narrator bs has gone on for long enough. Let's get to the actual story. P.S. Y/N can't sleep easily so yeah... Narrator bs over!

=°∆°=Y/N's POV =°∆°=

I'm moving back to  South Park, Colorado. Heh. I wonder if Kyle remembers me. I wonder if Kenny, Eric, or Stan remember me. What if they hate me. I've been gone for so long. I'm just sitting here, looking out the window of the car. Tap. Tap. Tap. The rain droplets keep hitting the window. The rain shimmers on the glass. I see my reflection. My H/C hair laying on my shoulder. The dark circles under my eyes from all the sleepless nights of just sitting on my soft bed. My Mom is asleep in the passenger seat. Her soft snoring is kind of making me jealous. I envy her ability to fall asleep when she gets to sleepy. My dad is just next to me. In the back seat, sleeping like my mom. He's not really here. David is my stepfather. I don't want to call him dad. (Does anyone else watch Life is Strange?I like Max.) My real dad died in a car crash when I was really young. David is like the teacher you hate but you have to deal with to pass class. Then when you're done with school you never have to deal with them again. When you're an adult. I'm 15. And when I find Kyle, Kenny, Eric, and Stan I'm going to become best friends with them again. It'll be awesome. I can't wait! Actually I can wait, but I don't want to. David called the school telling them that I'm going to attend school there. I bet everyone knows I'm going to attend school there. They might not know my name there. When Kyle and I meet again, we will become best friends again! Maybe even something more than friends. But that's just a dream.

=°∆°=Timeskip cause writer's lazy =°∆°=

We're finally here! My new bed, new kitchen, new house, new everything! I'm starting school tomorrow. I am so excited to see Kyle again. I feel like exploring and meeting new people. It's a Sunday, so... no school today. Okay. I have my ipod and earphones. I told my parents that I was going out to play. David told me to be back before dark. I think I'll be home by really dark. That'll show that piece of shit that I won't be a caged bird and listen to his commands. I put on I'll sleep when I'm dead by Set it off. That song reminds me a lot of myself because the line I'll sleep when I'm dead means they they never sleep. Like me. I was walking with my head down. I wanted to fall asleep there on the spot. I was walking until I saw... scrap metal? I looked up and saw destroyed houses, alien spaceship parts, and cleaners taking away all of the hazardous objects on the ground, like the scrap metal and building debris. I thought Kyle, Kenny, Eric, and Stan must have done this. Maybe with some other people to help them. Whoever did this must be a HUGE douchbag. I heard distant voices. I followed the sound and saw other people. Kyle, Kenny, Eric, and Stan to be exact. I gathered all of my courage and said, "Hey guys it's been a while. Don'tcha think?" I they turned around like the first one to turn around gets $10,000,000. They all shouted, "Y/N!?!?" Their faces said it all. They were happy to see me but they were surprised to see me in south park again. They all ran and gave me a dire bear hug. It's like a bear hug but dire. We had so much to catch up on. I'm still so glad that I have them again.

=°∆°= The next day=°∆°=

David and my mom were going out on a honeymoon, AKA leaving me alone at the house with a little bit of money so they can go fuck in private. David gave me a key and they left. They didn't even say goodbye. World's greatest parents everyone. I decided to watch a few movies to pass the time. I got chips, soda, tissues to dry the tears during the sad moments of the movies, and the remote to actually turn on the TV and choose what to watch. Just when I found that comfortable spot that feels like I'm in ass paradise, someone knocked on the door. I groaned in complaint because I locked the door, so the only way to let them in would be to get up, out of the comfortable spot, and open the door. I didn't want to open the door. I wanted to let them stand there and not answer the door. I then remembered that it was raining outside and I didn't want to be rude. I got out of ass paradise and opened the door. I was glad that I did. There, soaked in rain water and out of breath from running here, stood none other than the sexy looking man named Kyle Broflovski in his green hat that he never took off. I was shocked that he ran all the way here through the rain just to see me, when he didn't even need to tolerate me. I just stood there amazed that he came here just for me. "Um...Y/N? Are you going to let me in?" Kyle said. I said no. Fuck you to all the people who thought that I would say no to the love of my life! I said, "Of course you can come in Kyle. You're my friend." I let him in and I got a towel to dry him off. I also put my hoodie on him to keep him warm. He asked me where the bathroom is and I said, "It's upstairs next to my room. You can't miss it." He went upstairs and after a while I started wondering what he was doing. Then he called me to my room. I wondered why he was in my room but I went to my room anyways. I needed those tissues for my nosebleed because Kyle was on my bed with a flower on his.....you know what. He said, "I understand if you don't feel the same, but please let me have this. I love you Y/N." I didn't say anything, I just three off all of my clothes. I went down onto all fours and crawled over to him. I took off the flower and kissed his tip. I licked it and bit it gently. I started to lick it from bottom to top. I put if in my mouth and started to deep throat him. I kept bobbing my head up and putting my finger inside of me. I moaned on him and that sent vibrations onto him. He screamed my name and I felt his hot, creamy seed go down my throat. He flipped us over so he was on top of me and we were in doggy position. Kyle put his tip at my entrance and pushed into me. I could feel every bit of him inside on me. His cock filled every bit of my insides. I loved the feeling of him inside of me. He pulled out of me halfway and then he rammed into me. He kept pulling out of me me and pushing back into me. Kyle kept going in and out and in and out. I kept moaning his name, "Kyle, yess, please faster!" He want inhumanly fast and kept moaning my name. All I knew how to say was Kyle, harder, and faster. He kept pushing into me. In and out. He filled me and I loved it. He flipped us over so he and I made eye contact. He started to move faster than before. I saw his green hat fall off and revealed his ginger hair. I looked into his green eyes with my E/C eyes. My breasts bounced up and down and he fucked me with his huge cock. I was getting so close that it felt like I was going to burst, "KYLE!! I'M GOING TO CUM!!" I screeched as I came on his giant cock. He kept kept thrusting into me and accelerated his speed. "Y/N, I'M CUMMING TOO!!!" Kyle screamed as he pulled out and came on my stomach. We panted and he collapsed next to me. "I love you." Kyle and I said in unison as we fell asleep. I could finally sleep.

=°∆°=Bonus cause writer loves you=°∆°=

I woke up to the sound of screaming. I looked over and saw my parents in the doorway. Breakfast will be really awkward today.