They say there’s no sugar;
they’re lying.
They say there’s no caffeine;
another lie.
They say there’s no
high fructose corn syrup;
is that a joke?
Companies lie.
All they want is your money.
Your health?
Not their concern.
Your life?
Could be better,
if you bought our product.
But will it?
Will it really?
No, it won’t.
We’re brainwashed into believing
it will, it’s the placebo effect.
We are trained to believe.
I think they’re all just
a bunch of dirty liars.