*explicit content may be used, I am so sorry for the words I use, please do not be offended by the term "hoebag"*
I love the 5sosfam so damn much, but recently we can all agree there's been a few, minor tweaks to the way We used to work. Everyone used to be so open and lovely, in fact the 5sosfam were named the nicest fanbase on Twitter, which felt like we were winning a blooming Nobel prize, but I really feel like things are getting awkward and dramarey, for no apparent reason.
I used to love waking up and logging onto Twitter to see funny things that have been tweeted to 5SOS, and see how happy we are, but for the past say... week? there's been nothing but drama. I mean the boys are all aged 17-18-19, do you really expect them to be innocent and nuns their whole life? sure, we don't want to see them grow up so quickly, but we are their family, that's what we walked into the fandom to do.
Before I even start, with my main list of points, I need to just ask, what the hell was going through your brains when 5SOS were being mobbed?! because I know the actual 5sosfam were sat at home worrying into their electric devices practically losing their shit, whilst it was the new, wannabe groupies and fans mobbing them. The 5sosfam will always know where we stand on the topic of mobbing, so please if you mobbed the boys leave to your left. How do you even think the boys felt? in all honestly I thought they were going to lose bodily fluids, because no one should be put through that. You new fans really need to respect their space, and their privacy.
Among the 5sosfam, you get very specific people.
the hoes; they think they'll get laid just by complementing the lead singer and insulting a few other fans, they turn up to the concerts and fling themselves at the band. love, if I had a pond of sharks, I would have flung you into the pond by now.
the artsy people; they draw the most epic things on the planet! they literally add every detail of their faces, and they are so creative it blows my mind. they deserve to get noticed.
the stalkers; they are everywhere. they turn up so many times that they learn their names, age, shoe size and blood type. They take more than one picture and post it on the internet, more than one time. each week that passes they post a new picture and caption it as "I miss this so much" like, easy crazy, you'll knock yourself out with excitement!
The food enthusiasts; they be the people that revolve their Twitter around food that the boys like. For example, there is a massive pizza obsession revolving around, and its hard to avoid in conversation. Each member tweetes about food, but the enthusiasts revolve the world around it to be noticed. you and Michael were meant to be.
the copy cats; ah, they resemble the hoes. Except, the copy cats pretty much print the lives of the band and live it, out in the open. please get a life, your life. I'm sure you are interesting beneath all the fakery.
the chilled fans; these are the people that dedicate their time and interest to the band, but not psychotically. they respect the band, they love the band, and they even shamelessly promote them. The chilled fans are the nicest, and the calmest. (I like to think I fall in there)
I love how the family is growing and everything, but i don't like how people only know she looks so perfect. I had this fear of the boys getting big, and they would become known in school, and then have all these people saying they are pop punk/ punk rock because then they will turn into all time low fans, then simple plan, then forever the sickest kids, then a day to remember.
Dont get me wrong, I'm not saying you had to be here since 2011, with hemmo1996, and have their faces plastered across your wall, to be called a member of the family, I guess I'm just trying to say you need to respect the boundaries of what you can and cannot do, because it irritates me so badly when the boys tweet, then people just send so many irrational tweets, when someone could have said something really funny and been noticed. Who cares if your vagina needs loving? the world of Twitter doesn't, so back the fuck up you thirsty hoebags.
How many Luke girls are there?
how many calum girls are there?
how many Ashton girls are there?
how many Michael girls are there?
Because I guarantee the most popular would be Luke, I am a hardcore Ashton girl, I love everything about the other 3 but I dont know, I feel like I have more in common with ash. The band is more than blue eyed, blonde haired hemmings.
I really try to get on with everyone, but the moment you revolve "5 seconds of summer" around Luke hemming and only him, I cannot be responsible for any oranges connecting with your face...
I feel Like we need to address the whole Ashton situation, the way I see it; he didn't deserve that amount of hate, whether he has done some things in the past is his business, he sure as heck wouldn't want it posted along the interweb. The fact that people ganged up on him and told him to cut himself was sickening, I know it was mostly arianators because they were stupid enough to put their names in the Hastags, but there were some of the family that did it, I'm sorry that to you its only Luke you care about, but you can't just hurt people like that! To be on the same page here, you need to reevaluate your lives, because clearly something is not working straight.
To the 5sosfam, let's all prepare ourselves for the don't stop video! we all know, this fam is going to grow a little extra bigger, because don't stop is such a great tune ;) ps. if you have been to any shows lately you know what I mean :P
I AM SO PUMPED FOR THE NEW VERSION OF TRY HARD, AND THE TWO NEW SONGS. ORIGINAL MEMBEERR *added letters for effect*
HERES TO THE FANS WHO LOVE 5SOS FOR 5SOS, THE SAME 4 DERPBALLING DORKS THAT WALKED INTO OUR LIVES SINGING AND RAVING, THE SAME 4 DORKS THAT RESPECT AND LOVE THEIR FANS UNTIL IT PRETTY MUCH KILLS THEM. HERES TO THE RAINBOW HAIRED MICHAEL CLIFFORD, HERE'S TO THE BASIC WHITE GIRL ASHTON, HERE'S TO THE BODY BUILDER CALUM AND HERES TO THE FRENCH MODEL LUKE. HERE'S TO THE 5SOSFAM!
hoebag: a bag of dirty gardening tools :)
