Drunk in Love // ONE DIRECION // 5SOS

Chapter 1

I waited and stared in my apartment room, looking at the plain white ceiling.

Has anyone ever thought of painting ceilings? Why were they always white?

I quickly stopped has I hear a knock on my door. "Urgh, come in. What do you want peasant" I whaled turning over to the other side of my bed facing the mattress.

*Freeze Frame*

Oh, I forgot to introduce myself.

I'm Julia.  I'm a 17 year old teen soon becoming an adult living in a apartment as you see.

If you want a visual of what I look like imagine Selena Gomez but with ombre hair and probably 100x uglier.

*End of Freeze Frame (or FF, thats what it'll mean. And EFF, end of freeze frame k?)*

 I waited for a reply, instead a get a 50 pound weight thrown on me

"WHAT THE HELL?!" I screamed wiggling around trying to reach for breath

"You know you've been asleep for nearly 13 hours right? GOOD MORNING FATASS" Megan said in disappointment, trying to obviously make me feel guilty, As in a joke like way.

Megan. My Megan is my bestfriend ! Megan is like my sister, not by blood but by heart. But I love her to bits! ..

 "Its called BEAUTY sleep, people like me need it, unlike you!"

As soon as I finish my sentence she jumps on my back again making it impossible to move and shove a pillow on top of my head.

" I'm naturally beautiful you dog!" she whispered in my ear, until I screamed on top of my lungs

"OH ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!" She jumped of kicked me in my chest as I fall on the floor, I start rolling around clapping my hands while laughing making no noise.

I get up, tackle her on the floor and I grab her one arm and leg and pulled them to make it look like we were at one of those wrestling games. I hear her nearly crying in pain as I immediately stop.

"That's what you get from a King Julian Master of Kung Fu" I mumbled crossing my arms. Megan gave me the glare of saying 'Bitch' or the death glare. Either one of them I'm used to anyway.

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Soon after we got ourselves gathered, I made my way to the kitchen straight to the fridge. You know what I'm like when someones dares to eat my cake. I scanned my way through the empty shelves only to find Vegiemite. 

VEGIEMITE? REALLY? WHO EATS VEGIEMITE?

I took the toxic jar of total shit out of the fridge since that was the only thing there. I opened the lid and took a quick sniff if it perhaps went off. 

I immediately gagged and dropped the vegiemite on the floor backing away from the toxic mixture which I hate.

"Shit" I cussed under my breath. I immediately squatted down and started to gather the vegiemite into a a blob shaped form and wiping away the excess around it. I came up with an idea. 

This is going to be GOOD.

I quickly ran to the bathroom taking a whole roll of toilet paper and scattering the pieces around me. I squatted over the vegimite mess making it seem like I'm taking a dump. I waited patiently for victim to enter the kitchen.

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Megans P.O.V:

We really need to get somekind of job. I mean look at us. We have a nice apartament with decent furniture and everything, but we need to go shopping for clothes and food don't we?

I need some spare free time to prehaps go out for a meal with my friends, but obviously we can't afford it yet.

Wondering, I quickly slipped on my favourite One Direction top with Niall Horans face on it and acid washed skinny jeans with some white converse.

Just don't judge me. The shirt is not creepy I swear!

And yes, me and Julia are like the mental fangirl type of fans of One Direction.

Julia always had a thing for Harry, since the start. Believe it or not, we actually got to meet them.

Authors Note:

SORRY THIS CHAPTER WAS SO SHORT! THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE ALOT LONGER HOW IT IS GOING TO BE A FLASHBACK. ENJOY!

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