Chatroom # 3: Discovered... SHIPNAMES?! part two

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Chatroom # 3: Discovered... SHIPNAMES?! part two

[ Levi has logged in ]

[ Eren has logged in ]

[ Mikasa has logged in ]

[ Armin has logged in ]

[ Krista has logged in ]

[ Reiner has logged in ]

[ Sasha has logged in ]

[ Jean has logged in ]

[ Hanji has logged in ]

Krista: ..... I.. I can explain..

Reiner: its Ymir who influenced you, ISN'T IT?!

Levi: such a waste of a pure hearted child..

Hanji: wait Levi aren't you a child?

Levi: are you retarded?

Hanji: No :T

Levi: then that's your answer, No.

Hanji: your not a child? well that explains everything..

Levi: shut up, four eyes.

Jean: What the hell is Jemin?!

Mikasa: it's Jearmin.

Jean: WHATEVER!

Mikasa: *angry* tch.

Jean: ;.; sorry..?

Eren: it's a combination of you and Armin's name to form a ship name.

Jean: ship nam.. wha.. what the hell is a ship name?! and we don't even have a ship! \(=_=\)

Sasha: *face palm* Not a boat ship you idiot, a couples name ship. when you like two people together you combine their names to form a nice couple name for them.

Reiner: in other words, a ship name.

Jean: HOW THE HELL DO YOU GUYS EVEN COME UP WITH THIS PIECE OF--

Everyone: argh!!

Levi: bloody hell, even at a low volume this *ss is AS LOUD AS F*CK!

Hanji: Captain, please refrain from cursing (/>-<\)

Levi: I can curse whenever the f*ck i want. I'm older than you.

Hanji: Well, I'm taller than you!

Levi: ....

[Soldier: Um, captain.. the 104th division troops are ready for operation clean up.]

Eren: Operation clean up..? XD

Jean: what a weird name.

[Soldier: well your mom didn't complain about it last night..]

Everyone: buuurnnnn..!

Levi: Thank you Soldier, you are dismissed.. on second thought, go have a day off. you've made my day already.

Reiner: lol xD.

Hanji: hm, Sasha Braus..

Sasha: Y-yes!

Hanji: Did you bring the cooking pot like I told you to?

Sasha: Oh, Yes ma'am! It's in my backpack! *Opens backpack to reveal potatoes*

Jean: how am I not surprised.. -.-

Reiner: I know right..

Sasha: *gets cooking pot* Here Cap!

Hanji: Good good, now... we are ready to depart! Isn't this swell, Captain Levi~?

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Levi: Shut up and get on your horse, Everyone! Listen up.

Everyone: Yes sir! *lines up*

Levi: I want Eren, Mikasa, Armpit--

Armin: sir, it's Armin--

Levi: Did you just cut me off, soldier?

Armin: But, sir my name is Ar--

Levi: I can call you whatever I want, *looks at everyone* does anyone not agree to that?

Everyone (except Armin) : .....

Levi: Good.. Now, Eren, Mikasa, Armpit and Horse-face..

Reiner: *coughs* Lol Jean.. *coughs*

Jean: -____-;

Levi: You'll be goin with Me.. Named group A.

Group A: yes sir!

Levi: *nods head and hops on horse* Group B will be Reindeer, Potato-girl and Princess peach*

Krista: P-peach...?

Jean: *coughs* LOL reindeer *coughs*

Reiner: I'm gonna kick your *ss later horse-face.

Armin: wait a minute, why is Eren and Mikasa the only one with their names?!

Sasha: Yea! *eats potato*

Levi: Cause their the main characters..

Reiner: main charac--?

Hanji: I'll lead Team B~! call me--

Levi: Four eyes.

Hanji: B-but I--

Levi: Let's go! *gallops away*

Everyone: ALRIGHT! *rides on horses*

Jean: wait why are you on my back? and why the hell am I on my knees?!

Levi: Did you question me, horse? *evil glare*

Jean: .....maybe....

Levi: *gets whip and whips Jean* HYAA! GO HORSE, FASTER!

Jean: why am I even agreeing to this.....

*Gates open and all teams are outside the walls*

Krista: um..so, uh... I was gonna explain why I ship them.

Mikasa: you mean Jevi?

Armin: ew no, Jevi isn't going Canon, cause Jean's height is average so it's kind of not a funny romantic kind of love.

Eren: plus Levi isn't into horse-face if I recall.

Levi and Jean: You know we can hear you, right?

Hanji: That aside, why did you ship them?

Jean: I'm more curious on how the hell did you guys make up this stupid stuff.

Sasha: it's not stupid, your face is stupid!

Jean: says the girl who constantly eats potatoes all day.

Mikasa: I ship Jean and Sasha.

Reiner: *whistle* Jeasha all the way~

Krista: I think I prefer Sashean, Girls dominate you know ;3

Reiner: C-cute...

Armin: Reiner x Krista~

Mikasa: so... many... ship names..

Eren: I'm literally fangirling inside.

[ Reiner has shared a photo: Ha! Gaaaayy! date taken: unknown ]

Sasha: lol xD

Eren: shut up. >:/

Sasha: you were saying, Krista?

Krista: oh um, I think everyone here knows the new installment of Armin right?

Eren: the fandom site?

Armin: yep.

Jean: I don't get you guys. what installment?

Sasha: duh, the one by the log off button.

Jean: *checks it* um, i found it. now what?

Everyone: press it!

Jean: fine! god, geez. *presses it*

Krista: i made a group fanbase for Jearmin fans :3 I already have 81 likes in one day :D

Eren: I made one for... *coughs* Captain Levi, don't kill me please. it was the only way to get famous in that fanbase.

Levi: ...depends on what did you do.

Eren: uh, an Erevi... fanbase?

Levi: ....

Eren: ....

Mikasa: ....

Armin: ....

Reiner: ....

Sasha: .... *munch munch*

Eren: um.... sir--

Levi: I will have a word with you after this mission is over.

Eren: yes sir. ;n;

*bing*

*bing*

Eren: huh? oh, cool.

Sasha: what is it?

Eren: two people liked my fanbase, I now have 5,458,948 likes~ I'm famous now

Jean: I liked it XD

Hanji: so did I~

Reiner: Lol xD

Levi: heads up! pay attention you brats!

*Titan appears*

Armin: thank god! a 20 meter titan!

Levi: Team A, formation! Team B, distract!

Everyone: YES SIR!!

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OKAY GUYS I NEED HELP. WHAT SHOULD I WRITE NEXT?! O.O

leave suggestions below, and sorry for the short chapter~

remember!

THEY ARE THE PREY AND WE ARE THE HUNTERS! >:D

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