Chatroom # 3: Discovered... SHIPNAMES?! part two
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Krista: ..... I.. I can explain..
Reiner: its Ymir who influenced you, ISN'T IT?!
Levi: such a waste of a pure hearted child..
Hanji: wait Levi aren't you a child?
Levi: are you retarded?
Hanji: No :T
Levi: then that's your answer, No.
Hanji: your not a child? well that explains everything..
Levi: shut up, four eyes.
Jean: What the hell is Jemin?!
Mikasa: it's Jearmin.
Jean: WHATEVER!
Mikasa: *angry* tch.
Jean: ;.; sorry..?
Eren: it's a combination of you and Armin's name to form a ship name.
Jean: ship nam.. wha.. what the hell is a ship name?! and we don't even have a ship! \(=_=\)
Sasha: *face palm* Not a boat ship you idiot, a couples name ship. when you like two people together you combine their names to form a nice couple name for them.
Reiner: in other words, a ship name.
Jean: HOW THE HELL DO YOU GUYS EVEN COME UP WITH THIS PIECE OF--
Everyone: argh!!
Levi: bloody hell, even at a low volume this *ss is AS LOUD AS F*CK!
Hanji: Captain, please refrain from cursing (/>-<\)
Levi: I can curse whenever the f*ck i want. I'm older than you.
Hanji: Well, I'm taller than you!
Levi: ....
[Soldier: Um, captain.. the 104th division troops are ready for operation clean up.]
Eren: Operation clean up..? XD
Jean: what a weird name.
[Soldier: well your mom didn't complain about it last night..]
Everyone: buuurnnnn..!
Levi: Thank you Soldier, you are dismissed.. on second thought, go have a day off. you've made my day already.
Reiner: lol xD.
Hanji: hm, Sasha Braus..
Sasha: Y-yes!
Hanji: Did you bring the cooking pot like I told you to?
Sasha: Oh, Yes ma'am! It's in my backpack! *Opens backpack to reveal potatoes*
Jean: how am I not surprised.. -.-
Reiner: I know right..
Sasha: *gets cooking pot* Here Cap!
Hanji: Good good, now... we are ready to depart! Isn't this swell, Captain Levi~?
Levi: Shut up and get on your horse, Everyone! Listen up.
Everyone: Yes sir! *lines up*
Levi: I want Eren, Mikasa, Armpit--
Armin: sir, it's Armin--
Levi: Did you just cut me off, soldier?
Armin: But, sir my name is Ar--
Levi: I can call you whatever I want, *looks at everyone* does anyone not agree to that?
Everyone (except Armin) : .....
Levi: Good.. Now, Eren, Mikasa, Armpit and Horse-face..
Reiner: *coughs* Lol Jean.. *coughs*
Jean: -____-;
Levi: You'll be goin with Me.. Named group A.
Group A: yes sir!
Levi: *nods head and hops on horse* Group B will be Reindeer, Potato-girl and Princess peach*
Krista: P-peach...?
Jean: *coughs* LOL reindeer *coughs*
Reiner: I'm gonna kick your *ss later horse-face.
Armin: wait a minute, why is Eren and Mikasa the only one with their names?!
Sasha: Yea! *eats potato*
Levi: Cause their the main characters..
Reiner: main charac--?
Hanji: I'll lead Team B~! call me--
Levi: Four eyes.
Hanji: B-but I--
Levi: Let's go! *gallops away*
Everyone: ALRIGHT! *rides on horses*
Jean: wait why are you on my back? and why the hell am I on my knees?!
Levi: Did you question me, horse? *evil glare*
Jean: .....maybe....
Levi: *gets whip and whips Jean* HYAA! GO HORSE, FASTER!
Jean: why am I even agreeing to this.....
*Gates open and all teams are outside the walls*
Krista: um..so, uh... I was gonna explain why I ship them.
Mikasa: you mean Jevi?
Armin: ew no, Jevi isn't going Canon, cause Jean's height is average so it's kind of not a funny romantic kind of love.
Eren: plus Levi isn't into horse-face if I recall.
Levi and Jean: You know we can hear you, right?
Hanji: That aside, why did you ship them?
Jean: I'm more curious on how the hell did you guys make up this stupid stuff.
Sasha: it's not stupid, your face is stupid!
Jean: says the girl who constantly eats potatoes all day.
Mikasa: I ship Jean and Sasha.
Reiner: *whistle* Jeasha all the way~
Krista: I think I prefer Sashean, Girls dominate you know ;3
Reiner: C-cute...
Armin: Reiner x Krista~
Mikasa: so... many... ship names..
Eren: I'm literally fangirling inside.
[ Reiner has shared a photo: Ha! Gaaaayy! date taken: unknown ]
Sasha: lol xD
Eren: shut up. >:/
Sasha: you were saying, Krista?
Krista: oh um, I think everyone here knows the new installment of Armin right?
Eren: the fandom site?
Armin: yep.
Jean: I don't get you guys. what installment?
Sasha: duh, the one by the log off button.
Jean: *checks it* um, i found it. now what?
Everyone: press it!
Jean: fine! god, geez. *presses it*
Krista: i made a group fanbase for Jearmin fans :3 I already have 81 likes in one day :D
Eren: I made one for... *coughs* Captain Levi, don't kill me please. it was the only way to get famous in that fanbase.
Levi: ...depends on what did you do.
Eren: uh, an Erevi... fanbase?
Levi: ....
Eren: ....
Mikasa: ....
Armin: ....
Reiner: ....
Sasha: .... *munch munch*
Eren: um.... sir--
Levi: I will have a word with you after this mission is over.
Eren: yes sir. ;n;
*bing*
*bing*
Eren: huh? oh, cool.
Sasha: what is it?
Eren: two people liked my fanbase, I now have 5,458,948 likes~ I'm famous now
Jean: I liked it XD
Hanji: so did I~
Reiner: Lol xD
Levi: heads up! pay attention you brats!
*Titan appears*
Armin: thank god! a 20 meter titan!
Levi: Team A, formation! Team B, distract!
Everyone: YES SIR!!
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