PUNS, JOKES (I wanna choke)

Sofa

So I was texting my friend, and he sent me this:

What does the couch say to another couch at the other side of the room?

I replied, ...What?

Then, he answered, We're sofa apart

After that conversation, I mentally face palmed myself and screenshot the conversation to make a pun comeback.

I posted my screenshot on my status, and I quoted

"I'm sofa king done with his puns"

After he saw my status, me and him had this pun battle and I won.

Whoop.