To Percy: What is M&M's came to life? (Dedicated to @beautifulmemories23)
Sam: Please.
Destiny: Her name is-
Percy: I would turn into a butterfly
Everyone: WTF.
Percy: that's right zebras! Worship the KING of Butterflies
*turns into a blue butterfly*
Bec: finally I can kill you. Sam get my sweep net
Sam: but perccabecca
Bec: I SAID GET THE SWEEPNET
Sam:
Sophia: you can't kill him
Bec: oh yeah? Why?
Jason: Think of Percico. All the love they will never share all because of you
Nico: how the hell did you come into the conversation BETCH
Sophia: you know, one thing I never understood was how boys can be called Biaatches. Since Biaatches scientifically means female dog but boys are males.
Bistirna: what are we going to do with you and your stupid questions.
Destiny: ahhhhhhh!!!?!?
Sam: tfios.
Bistirna: ON THURSDAY
ALL THREE: AHHHHHA
Bec: do we have to come?
Piper: OMG OMG OMG OMG!
Piper: Wait... WAIT! U DIDNT INVITE ME!
Hazel: well I'm going with them! *hold The Fault In Our Stars book in the air*
Frank: Can we come?
Nico: no way peasants, only me the KING of the dead shall go.
Percy: anyone know how too change back from a butterfly?
Hades: ugh butterflies give me allergies
*picks up pan and smacks blue butterfly*
Bec: DADDDDDDDDDDD!!! I wanted to kill him!
Nico: Holy shet dad u killed the Percy Jackson
Jason: don't cry Nico, don't kill yourself. Percy loves you forever and always don't quit on him.
Hades: hahahahahah I killed Percy Jackson, I killed Percy Jackson, la la la la la SUCKERS! Wait...
Jason: PERCICOOOOOOOOO!
Hades: *thinks*
Poseidon: bro bro bro bro, da HELL DID U JUST DO?!
Zues: HE RUINED PERICO!!!!
Annabeth: no, Posiedon meant that, why did he kill his son-
Posedion: PERCICOOOOOOO!!
Annabeth: oh
Aphrodite: I will ban this Percico shat if u don't stop!!!! Srsly Percico isn't even Canon man, that ship has already sunk!
Hades: *thinks*
Destiny: Wait.... Is it Percico or Perico or Pernico?
Hades: *thinks*
Piper: No one cares sis. Percabeth is what matters here
Leo: *comes in with spongebob boxers*
Hades: *thinks*
Hephaestus: I swear this isn't my son!
Calypso: Hot.
Hades: *looks at Leo* *thinks* that's a small package.
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~Coolio •_•
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Ask the Demi-Gods (Percy Jackson Fanfic)
FanfictionA whole series of ask the demi-gods! Just ask what you wanna know and they'll answer you but it will end with a whole lot of SASSINESS!! And is quite retarded so give it a shot The characters are a bit AU but other wise it's a bunch of laughs
