Menya ~ A Love Story

10 ~ The Voice of Two Angles

Mary and Chloe began to read the contract. It said: 

I agree to give my body to Satan who is currently is Chloe's body. I agree to let Satan eat me for purposes of angleification. I agree to let Satan use his long tongue to suck my voice out of my body. I  agree to let Satan keep his tongue in my mouth for as long as he pleases. I agree to let Satan stick his tongue as far down my throat as far as he wants. I allow Satan to stick his tongue down my food hole and my oxygen hole. There were six and a half more pages about what Satan was allowed to do with his tongue and Mary and Enya's throats. 

The last three sentences went like this: Once I sign this paper Satan is allowed to begin his anglefication process usuing my body and throat. There are no exceptions and loopholes. You now belong to Satan.

"So..." Mary said. "What the frackle does all of this mean?"

"I am Satan!" Chloe yelled.

"No..." Enya said. "You're Chloe."

"No," Chloe said. "I am Satan in Chloe's body."

"No, I don't think so," Mary said, giving Chloe a confused look. "Say something Chloe."

"I am Satan!" Satan in Chloe's body said.

"Ahhhh, that's better," Mary said.

"What are you talking about?" Satan asked.

"The narrator is now referring to you as Satan," Enya explained. 

"Ohhhhhhhhh! Now I get it!" Satan said. "Anyways, let's get on with the anglefication process!" 

"What does that even mean?" Mary asked.

"You and Enya both have the voices of angles," Chloe said. "Whenever you guys talk to each other you can hear it. I am Satan, I need an angle's vocal power. I need a true-love-voice-power. The only power I had before was a sassy ear. Soon I will have the power to hypnotize anyone using my lovely voice that I will steal from you two. Then I shall feed off your corpses."

"I don't want to get my voice taken away and then get eaten by Satan!" Enya cried. "That's a horrible way to die! Omg omg! I can't even!" Enya flipped her hair.

"Wait!" Mary yelled. "Was Enya never really in love with you?"

"Correct," Satan said. "I just used my sassy ear to hypnotize her."

"OMG!" Enya said with a hair flip.

"ENOUGH CHIT CHAT!" Satan yelled. "You two have the voice of two angles and I intend to take those voices! You signed the contract!"

"Hold up," Mary said. "Can we get a lawyer?"

"No!" Satan yelled. "YOU CAN'T! MWAHAHAHAHA!"

Enya and Mary were about to die.